Squeet Ulrich
groovylenny.bsky.social
Squeet Ulrich
@groovylenny.bsky.social
Grok, compile me a list of times amateur true crime enthusiasts solved a case when real investigators could not. If there aren't many examples please manufacture some through misleading interpretations of real events.
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
No longer trying to desperately squeeze a couple more days out of an empty tube of toothpaste and instead being annoyed at how long it's taking to empty because I want the dopamine hit of the new tube I bought ahead of time.
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's kinda fucked up when musicians write and direct their own videos, that's work that could be going to other artists.
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
There's a lot of dudes you don't want to be at the climbing gym but 'guy who takes his shirt off and pretends to use it to prop up his phone to film himself climbing' is probably #1
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Getting a momentary boost in confidence is the fuckin worst because when it inevitably subsides regular me crashes out over some fuckboi shit I said in my self-esteemly episode
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right mfers when a straight white woman writes a romance novel about gay men 😮
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I'm dying bro, they "found out" the meaning of their name and changed it to Lady A lmao

What's the A stand for???
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Make a Christmas song and don't put a single bell in it I fucking dare you
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sheated Rivalry and two closeted straight women in the PWHL actually just hate each other
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Flexing on my punk ass neighbours with my supremely cleared sidewalks
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I can say that, my wife's a woman
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hugh Jackson learning to sing and it's consequences have been disastrous for the holiday film season.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I love that the ManMade guys are making a new commercial every week, it really lets you see the coke binge weathering develop in their faces in real time
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'll never forgive myself if I continue to put off getting that expensive bottle of scotch long enough for the dude to kick the bucket it just won't hit the same.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Barbershop quartet but with one screamo guy like alexisonfire.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Damn they hate y'all on here holy
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Honestly boggles my mind that one man's feet can be so chilly this consistently
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
French Abraham Lincoln be like quatre-vingt
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They should let you bet on ur cause of death as like affordable life insurance.

No apps tho you gotta go in for this one there's paperwork.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nice blundstones unc
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They gotta start funding mental health services man look at the absolute state of survivor contestants
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Land acknowledgements in Alberta be like treaty 6-7 👐
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The two genders of internet cleaning advice are baking soda + vinegar and barkeepers friend
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Are you squbsqueeting me right now????
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I lie down and you knit a perfectly-sized body suit around me, permanently encasing my form in yarn.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM