I paid for the train ticket already; legally and ethically I have to be there.

(This doesn't help you. I was already coming)

Oh. Fine then.

Solid Snake behaviour.

This is how I felt about Powerwash Simulator. Stewing in my own filth meticulously hosing down a club bathroom.

For reasons that defy explanation the line "I believe I broke his jaw" from M:I II has been quoted far too much in my friend group over the last 25 years. No idea the name of the character that said it. Never once thought of looking it up.

George Harrison - I got my mind set on You

There's no beginning to my talents.

Books are zoos for sentences. Sentences are just words in a queue.