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Joe Groove
@groove.museum
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German/American

Queer_Woke_Idealist

Together just works better

Freelance artist
-> free slots
-> ask if you’d like a price overview, I can’t give a set amount without knowing the scope.

All art posted by me are done entirely by me, No AI.
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Got a new phone and now I can finally take even higher res fotos of my beloved dog🖤 that’s what phones are made for!
A cute greying black dog named Basha chilling on my bed with me. She has the most wonderful brown eyes with a cute yet dead stare to the right (it’s not in frame but she was staring at a piece of apple pie I made) in the background you can see my cluttered room in purple-ish light
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Bruder muss los

(German joke meaning bro gotta go)
Vintage patent of a.. bike? It has two big wheels next to the person and a small one behind him. The rest I can’t really make out myself If you’re reading this, I hope you get a good idea 🧠
June 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Had this idea,
How can it be that the capitalism side is still so popular when there are two and dozen more alternatives?! We need more of this left side
Graph: Horizontal: open source culture <——> capitalism Vertical: getting better ^——v getting worse Up left: progressive Enhancement Down left: Graceful Degradation Up right: New Product Down right: planned obsolescence If you’re reading this I hope you find that old mp3 player and it still works🎧🎼
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Those are the alt colours I was talking about, I’m a bit mad that the picture quality is so meh. The og is much nicer to look at close up. Used to be my favourite thing to do on my grandpas carpet. On his there were all sorts of four legged animals and objects, I spend hours just… looking 👀 #art
For details look at the connected posts alt text, the details are the same as there. Only difference is that this carpet has a sand coloured background. If you’re reading this, I hope you encounter a cute critter today 🐌🪲 For details look at the connected posts alt text, the details are the same as there. Only difference is that this carpet has a burgundy coloured background. If you’re reading this, I hope you remember a nice childhood memory 🧚🏽 For details look at the connected posts alt text, the details are the same as there. Only difference is that this carpet has a blue-teal coloured background. If you’re reading this, I hope you get an extra nugget the next time you order some 🍟
June 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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It’s always the weirdest things that keep me hyper focused and awake at night. This night it was drawing a carpet. Wish you could just print those because I want it in my home, love a good ol’ carpet, have some alt background colours but I’ll post those once I’m awake tomorrow. #art #carpet
An old Persian looking carpet but more focused on floral / nature based motives. It uses a dark red, yellow, orange, green and blue. Some of the things you can find are: snails, bugs, tulips, fern, wheat, weed, water cans, plants growing out of hands, suns, a lot of eyes, small bones, two hearts connected like an endless sign with an extra space in the middle and my signature. If you’re reading this, I hope you get a really good night sleep 🩶
June 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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And I looked up and saw you. Not always visible or obvious, but I can trust that I’ll see you again.
A greenish sky with nebula clouds in purple and blue tones. The stars are pink and turquoise. In front there are 3 hills, going from the left bottom corner to the middle of the right side, with yellow flowers on it. The middle hill, it’s on the far right side, has a tree leaning towards the moon. The closest hill has a person, very small perspective wise, looking up towards the moon as well. If you’re reading this, I hope you’re enjoying your day. If not I wanna give you a little energy to change it🩵
June 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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👍🏻

#art
A blue humanoid but instead of a regular face it’s just a big nose with the eyes placed abstractly. The left basicly flying and the right being placed lower on the right side of the face. There are no ears or mouth. They’re holding out a thumbs up 👍. The background is yellow with dot details
June 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I love a good silly #dtiys #drawmypepper
A pepper as a head having a mog face
June 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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And when all hope was lost to the humans, the raccoons came to save the day.

#art #raccoons
Three raccoons standing on a cliff at dawn with a slight fog surrounding them. On the left there is a brown raccoon called Sniper, standing straight and stiff with a stern look on its face, a toothpick in his mouth and sunglasses on its snoot. In its hands it holds a water gun saying splash on it. Its shape language is primarly rectangular. The middle Raccoon is called Fist fight and has more of an ash black colour. Its arms are crossed and its body is heavily scarred. It has an angry determined look and its shape is more triangular. The last raccoon on the right is called Tank and holds both a shield (tin trash can top) and a spear (broom). it’s very round both in shape and physique and has more of an yellowish tan colour. The face says enthusiastic determination through furrowed brows and showing teeth. If your reading this, have a good day 🖤
June 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I’m see through
A translucent human figure in neon colors with a smiley face and a long pointy nose
May 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Oh yay, finally the Pride days are coming in with the #csd might wanna join!
*Joins*

*Looses all spoons.*

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A smol sad creature with their dog both drawn in a silly style with three text fields, one on the leftmost side “ —> 80% to 10%” relating to the right hand text saying “Me when no spoons at social event”. The last text is next to the dog sitting in the middle left saying “Pats, Treats, Humans, YES!
May 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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After all this time of me hating cigarettes and Nikotin I just have to fold and say: it looks fucking cool.. it probably would be easier to stay away if it didn’t look that good.
#art #smoke
Profile of a cold more feminine leaning face, holding a cig in their mouth and smoking it. They have short hair and piercings and you can see a flower tattoo peaking out their neck. Made in procreate with the soft coal brush
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Just a quick sketch, but this is my idea of a Redditor raccoon, call it Raccotor
A raccoon tipping it’s hat in an old fashioned way saying “m’rabbies”
May 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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So sleepy and cute
Luna the dog holding a cup of coffee cuddled in her blanket
May 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A great long travel exercise. I love just scribbling faces, I counted 54 in this one :]
A full page of different blobby faces in diffrent shades of blue on a blue background. They have big and small noses and resemble beans with their face. The last one just with orange numbers on them to count
May 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Creature feature anyone?

#critters #crawlies #creatures #art
Joe with a raccoon on their shoulder. Very cute critter with brown fur and a smile and Joe wearing a green jacket
May 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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He got a drivers license and works as a taxi driver to support his Kids (many). He once wanted to become a DJ but being a taxi driver allowed him to still play his mixtapes to people.
The previous bunny picture with it in the car and in the carryon, Now with no carryon, holding the steering wheel and wearing a nice hat and a very fast pair of sunglasses. Wanna listen to his tunes?
May 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Something about Trumps love for MacDonalds makes me think of that Mafia-esk Szene from #Shrek2 (the best of them all)
The burger Szene from Shrek 2 overlayed with the guard as secret service, the King as Ronald MacDonald, the Fairy Godmother as Trump (she held a lot of power in the Movie) and Musk as her son Prince Charming (the lapdog son)
May 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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This is what I imagine getting Burgers from it looks like.
To much danger stopping for it
A black limousine and a MacDonalds truck are both driving fast on two adjacent lines. They’re the presidents car and his privat MacDonalds. The secret-fast-food-service guy in the truck is giving a paper bag to the secret service guy in the limousine. You can see Ronald MacDonald and Trump sitting in the limousine, probably important business.
May 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM