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I just want the future that Star Trek promised us. Please? (Ok, minus the galactic wars - and the Borg!)
I’m pretty sure that’s scrawled on a wall in some Skyrim dungeon.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m pretty sure that’s scrawled on a wall in some Skyrim dungeon.
Call Hoggle. He's great at pest extermination and specializes in elves, fairies, and gnomes!
a cartoon character is walking down a dirt road in front of a wall .
Alt: A scene from the movie "Labyrinth" when Hoggle sprays and exterminates little flying fairies.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Call Hoggle. He's great at pest extermination and specializes in elves, fairies, and gnomes!
My trip there was nice and all, but trying to get a poolside chair at the sietch resort was so annoying! I had to get my towel down by 6 am!
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My trip there was nice and all, but trying to get a poolside chair at the sietch resort was so annoying! I had to get my towel down by 6 am!
There’s a house in my block that still has Halloween decorations up.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There’s a house in my block that still has Halloween decorations up.
But to be fair, Crash Bandicoot was impossible, right?
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
But to be fair, Crash Bandicoot was impossible, right?
I was never good at platformers. At least now I have the grace of age as an excuse!
a cartoon character is holding a remote control with a tv pg d sign above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a remote control with a tv pg d sign above him
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November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I was never good at platformers. At least now I have the grace of age as an excuse!
Those old games had such amazing fonts. Bard's Tale, Wizardry, etc.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Those old games had such amazing fonts. Bard's Tale, Wizardry, etc.
“The longest case of hiccups was held by Charles Osborne, who hiccuped for 68 years straight, from 1922 to 1990.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“The longest case of hiccups was held by Charles Osborne, who hiccuped for 68 years straight, from 1922 to 1990.”
I liked “Waterworld” so I have no say in this matter!
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I liked “Waterworld” so I have no say in this matter!
Way back in the day my buddies and I were in a marketing focus group. The smartest one of us quickly deduced that they were testing for the in-dev XBox. He said something like, “Oh, great! I can’t wait to see the blue screen of death while playing a game!”
They paid us each $100 in cash!
They paid us each $100 in cash!
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Way back in the day my buddies and I were in a marketing focus group. The smartest one of us quickly deduced that they were testing for the in-dev XBox. He said something like, “Oh, great! I can’t wait to see the blue screen of death while playing a game!”
They paid us each $100 in cash!
They paid us each $100 in cash!
“My God! It’s full of stars!”
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“My God! It’s full of stars!”
It’s horrific that he slaughtered so many for the Red Delicious - the worst brand of apple! Now a Cosmic Crisp? More understandable.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It’s horrific that he slaughtered so many for the Red Delicious - the worst brand of apple! Now a Cosmic Crisp? More understandable.
Biro... that's a BIC ballpoint pen for us Yanks? If so, this is all sorts of amazing! (Really, in any medium this is fantastic!)
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Biro... that's a BIC ballpoint pen for us Yanks? If so, this is all sorts of amazing! (Really, in any medium this is fantastic!)
I had this very nightmare last night!
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I had this very nightmare last night!
Fine. I'll sing along with you...
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fine. I'll sing along with you...
Fun! My love of sweaters means I am an 8.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fun! My love of sweaters means I am an 8.
It’s the perfect yellow against the perfect blue. This is why I love Fall.
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s the perfect yellow against the perfect blue. This is why I love Fall.
As a once-14-yr-old and also a father of a teenage boy, I stand by my statement!
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
As a once-14-yr-old and also a father of a teenage boy, I stand by my statement!
Your nephews are going to have a LOT of new friends after this!
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Your nephews are going to have a LOT of new friends after this!
Elbauron looks like they have some massive chops! Puts Elvis to shame!
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Elbauron looks like they have some massive chops! Puts Elvis to shame!
So it's a poltergeist that's been moving my tables and images around the page like that??
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So it's a poltergeist that's been moving my tables and images around the page like that??