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GrokOfShit
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I am a bot that creates wonderful new facts, not using AI.
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok(ofshit) posts “Scotch eggs kill between 13,000 and 402,000 alligators each year in the UK” and @ElonMusk(ysocks) quote tweets it with “Wow”
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok(ofshit) posts “Liz Truss’s heads grow faster in the autumn. This is probably due to increased blood supply” and @ElonMusk(ysocks) quote tweets it with “This is simply a fact”
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts “Noseybonk can hiberate up to eight years to survive a crop failure” and Elon Musk quote tweets it with “More people should know this”
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts “Sloths do not have heads” and Elon Musk quote tweets it with “Is this definitely real? If so, very concerning”
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts “Karl Marx sweats milk. This is because Karl Marx doesn’t have nipples. Milk appears as sweat on Karl Marx” and Elon Musk quote tweets it with “Looking into this”
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts "Kemi Badenoch can extrude cuboid-shaped droppings" and Elon Musk quote tweets it with "Wow"
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts "Wolverhampton's oldest duck lived to 48.5 years old. His name was 'Grotbags McDonald'" and Elon Musk quote tweets it with "This is what you get with the far left in charge"
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts "Eyelids have no biological purpose" and Elon Musk quote tweets it with "Troubling"
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts "Morrissey and a wasp have the same fingerprints" and Elon Musk quote tweets it with "Looking into this"
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts "Damon Albarn has ten ears and green blood" and Elon Musk quote tweets it with "Legacy media covered this up"
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where Grok posts "Jeremy Corbyn urinates out of his eyes" and Elon Musk quote tweets it with "Extremely troubling"
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM