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GrokMonkey
@grokmonkey.bsky.social
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That funky monkey! 34, he/him, former snowcone merchant.
Had this name before the AI.
Consummate lurker.
Likes TTRPGs.
Would rather be able to fly than turn invisible.
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The aftermath
The same kitten, all tuckered out in the cat house. The toy is softly out of focus and hanging in the foreground.
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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My brother's new kitten is a solid 10/10 gremlin
October 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This is kind of what the tabletop RPG Slugblaster is about. You play as teens who hang out and do gnarly skateboarding tricks in parallel dimensions.
The Slugblaster book cover is a wild, colorful mess. A tableau of different odd interactions and creatures, like twerking demons, and an energy drink van giving free drinks to teenagers trying to make a hoverboard skate video. Weaving through the whole thing is a big alien centipede. The tagline, presented as a subtitle, is "KICKFLIP OVER A QUANTUM CENTIPEDE"
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Death's implement is a thin blade, darting and quick, and the item seems to be a razor-sharp void. It has the power to lay its cuts in its wake as a a grim surprise--death comes quick and, often, when it is least expected!
The wielder has an influence on pyres themselves, and can conjure a noose?!
LINEAGE Death - This sword was once the instrument of personified death. It has been depicted at death’s side across the world and far back into history STYLE Flexible and Piercing, Triangular Blade, One-handed - Thin and swishy blades with deadly speed APPEARANCE Void - This Century Blade looks like an absence within the universe. DESIRE Duty, Honor, and Justice - A desire to keep oaths and see tasks to completion within the letter and spirit of the law. MINOR BLESSING Appropriate Amount of Rope - Spend 2 Effort: Pulling on the pommel of the Blade produces rope appropriate to your current need. You must declare the need to the sword before pulling the rope. "I need to climb this tree" or "we need to tie up this bandit." The sword will provide an appropriate rope length MAJOR BLESSING Wildfire Form Blade - Spend 4 Effort: You become infused with the power of fire for the duration of the scene. Choose three of the following: 1. You can manipulate fire and sculpt it like clay, 2. You can grow or reduce a fire you can see that already exists, 3. Spend 1 Effort: You can manipulate the intensity of the heat of the fire, upgrade its Impact, 4. You can create and negate fire, 5. You become a being of pure fire, gain immunity to fire and ice and vulnerability to water. MIRACULOUS BLESSING Delayed Strike - Spend 3 Effort: Make a Control/Impact roll and your Blade passes harmlessly through the air in a position of your choosing. The effects of this attack are delayed at that location until you choose to release them or a separate time trigger of your choosing. Spend 1 Effort: Release an individual delayed attack. Spend 4 Effort: Release all delayed attacks. All delayed attacks can use any ability your Blade is capable of. You must be knight for whatever Blade is making these attacks. You may use Delayed strike outside of combat to enhance the effect of another action if you can justify why it would aid your attempt. Delayed strikes can harm yourself and your allies.
September 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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A discord emoji saying "don't get the discord subpoenaed"
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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There's a truly excellent reaction image in this.
Syndicated comic character Nancy looking over her shoulder and saying, "Very impolite, indeed."
July 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Donkey Kong Bananza (2025)
Hazel, a sweet little girl with tangled blonde hair, is being held by her friend and guardian Tuba, an intelligent gorilla with big tuba horns sticking out of their back. They both look concerned about something happening off screen.
June 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A frame from the movie There Will Be Blood, featuring the star sitting at one of their oil drilling sites, with the words "Girls Will Drink Hot Sauce" overlaid in the movie's title font as if it were a poster for the film.
May 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Fostered a stray puppy for like 2 days recently, and I still miss em
A small puppy curled up and sleeping in an improvised doggy bed. Next to it is an oatmeal cream pie for scale. The same puppy, awake, and playfully chomping on my finger.
October 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM