Did i just read “why should a shithole country control trillion dollars of oil?” Bitch they literally own it. That oil is in their country and their people should benefit from it. I am in range rn.

This better not awaken anything in me...

"Ask nicely. It costs nothing to be poli--oh, you've died."

Trumpniks say "meet me halfway" then just move even further to the right.

We're lucky they're so utterly incompetent. But they're still dangerous.

Surprised it doesn't have a Splash Zone feature.

Should've stayed with Doronbo.

As an aside, I once read a Japanese four-panel parody strip titled "The Sumoman," in which the grown-up man reunites with his snowman and they embrace--only for the snowman to hurl his friend out of the ring.

On Planet krasnov, where the slightest criticism of the pig king is believed to be a sign of massive failure.

They're in a hurry to grab what they can. They know when he falls--and he will, and it won't be much longer--they're all well and truly screwed.