uh...

Guess I'm a proper American now
Cardle 1/5
Streak 4🔥
Total Score 209
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www.playcardle.com

Hey @newsfromgoogle.bsky.social -
Why the *fuck* is this still a thing?!?

man if I got today's Cardle in one shot @tikibunnyimports.bsky.social is gonna know what it is before the tab opens

Cardle 1/5
Streak 7🔥
Total Score 103
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www.playcardle.com

I wish life had an achievement system, I’d have just scored “Twisted Ankle at a Urinal”, and surely that’s as rare as they get

Getting ready to get knocked off my pedestal by some random indecipherable BMW or 1970's US Malaisemobile

Cardle 1/5
Streak 6🔥
Total Score 105
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www.playcardle.com

Man the only thing that sucks about Bluesky right now is that most big businesses aren't here yet - which means when CapitalOne's fraud prevention mechanism asks me to confirm a purchase in their app and then declines it anyways because they think it's fraudulent I can't tell them they're cunts

Alas, my knowledge of BMW's incomprehensible naming let me down

Cardle 5/5
Total Score 17
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www.playcardle.com

BOOM: HEADSHOT

Cardle 1/5
Streak 2🔥
Total Score 66
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www.playcardle.com

😒
Cardle 5/5
Total Score 48
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www.playcardle.com

booooo
Cardle 5/5
Total Score 47
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www.playcardle.com

Wish there was a way to donate to causes without getting added to a "donors lead list". I donated to @democrats.org via ActBlue in 2016 and have been getting non-stop harassment ever since. Wish these folks would realize that this harassment just teaches you to never donate ever again.

hey @bsky.app, why does "Show less like this" do nothing?
I get so many hairy dude/bear in underwear posts in my Discover feed - if I want to see a fat hairy dude I'll just look in the mirror

hey, new here, lookin' for clout and I got eight bucks