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@grocerycart.bsky.social
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just found out one of the transgender mouse guys is my representative.
March 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY
A black and white screen cap from David Lynch’s film What Did Jack Do? with Lynch sitting across from a capuchin monkey named Jack in a suit at a table in a train station.
January 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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hey guys how do you all feel about the hit 2009 Canadian film Gooby starring Robbie Coltrane
A screencap from the hit 2009 film Gooby, showing the titular character, Gooby, wearing sunglasses in a grocery store and holding a red shopping basket.
December 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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aw dangit :(
A screenshot from the Notes App on an iPhone, reading: online 2025 predictions bluesky gets sold benoftheweek gets arrested while filming a video and is almost immediately released w no charges rfk jr has another worm among us is problematic (crossed out) andrew tate disappears completely from the internet and/or becomes a fugitive third worm? 👀 markiplier begins an official transition from youtube to film making
December 11, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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also why is he looking at me like that
A Google search of “Luigi’s Mansion” underlined in red, with an arrow pointing to a photo of Luigi Mangione.
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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The Just Kidding Star [Image of a star smiling at the below text] Put this Star in your post when you’re just kidding, so that the Feds know if you’re just joking around
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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I am a case study no man can comprehend
A screenshot OP’s Spotify Wrapped Top Artists with the following artists, 1st to 5th: Mother Mother, Chappell Roan, Green Day, Eminem, and Hozier. OP sincerely apologizes for their fuckass music taste.
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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got to visit the family dog today
Two iPhone text messages from the same sender, reading: Text 1: “Lil dude is rocking 17 years of wisdom, very limited eyesight, and a 7pm bedtime” Text 2: “which also kinda describes me too now that i think about it”
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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bit my ass
OP’s tuxedo cat biting the absolute hell out of their arm, for no reason other than to create chaos.
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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fun stuff i found washed up on the beach bc i can’t take normal vacation pictures
Half of a dark reddish-brown crab shell with a patch of dried out white barnacles attached to the top of the shell The other side of the crab shell, which is textured and white from photobleaching, and has another small patch of barnacles in the center A small, rectangular, blackish-brown ray or skate egg with long “horns” or tendrils at each corner. Likely a spotted ray egg if OP did their research right A clear, round jelly-like blob washed up into the sand. Likely a moon jellyfish!
November 29, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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loving this picture from the cat sitters. audrey is NOT photogenic
A black and white tuxedo cat with a pink collar, yawning with one eye closed and her tongue sticking out
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Trump has tapped government newcomer Boseph Jiden to be the Director of the CIA
November 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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i think dodie clark and i have the same cat?
An Instagram post from Dodie Clark (@doddleoddle) holding a black and white tuxedo cat with half of its face covered with black markings, the other half white, a black body, white underbelly, and white on its legs and paws User @grocerycart’s tuxedo cat, Audrey, with the same markings (partially black/white legs, half black and white face, white underbelly)
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Jerry Falwell Jr. served as the President from 2007 to 2020 until a sex scandal cost him his reputation and position, many citing the hypocrisy of pushing “the Liberty Way” (their student conduct code) compared to his behaviors, including being cucked by his wife and hinting at affairs/drinking
An Instagram screenshot of Jerry Falwell Jr. and a young woman (unnamed) with their pants partially zipped down. Falwell Jr. is holding a glass of what appears to be wine. The caption states: More vacation shots. Lots of good friends visited us on the yacht. I promise that's just black water in my glass. It was a prop only.
November 9, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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pink pony club x @hangmanpage.bsky.social thank you for your time 🐴 💖
November 9, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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i’m really sad so here are pics of my cat being sleepy
November 8, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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there are two twitters inside of you
October 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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bill cipher in a sweater thanks for your time
October 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM