Cole Tanner
groblinthegoblin.bsky.social
Cole Tanner
@groblinthegoblin.bsky.social
Reposted by Cole Tanner
NILES: “Which reminds me, Frasier, when are we starting our next Dungeons and Dragons campaign? I just finished my four-week workshop on Dissociative Identity Disorder and my notebook is absolutely bursting with character concepts.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Cole Tanner
NILES: “What color do you think I should paint my miniature’s cape? Carmine or Burgundy?”

FRASIER: “Burgundy is a strong choice, but might I suggest Cerise, as a nod to the Battle of Valor’s Dawn?”

MARTIN: “You know, he might look good with a nice red.”

NILES: “We’ll add that to consideration.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Reposted by Cole Tanner
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.”

[FRASIER SCOFFS]

FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.”

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.”

FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”
October 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Reposted by Cole Tanner
NILES: “-and with that, I swing down and cleave the brigand’s skull!”

[NILES ROLLS THE DIE]

[SILENCE AS THE GROUP LEANS IN AND LOOKS AT THE RESULT]

[NILES SITS]

FRASIER: “Perhaps we should pivot to making our attack descriptions after the roll instead of before.”

NILES: “If you wouldn’t mind.”
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Cole Tanner
I got to see @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com read Christmas Carol and when he got to that line people started whooping and hollering like we we had just seen a goal
December 24, 2023 at 6:13 PM