I actually saw one driving around Whipsnade Zoo. We thought it looked at least £65k worth. How wrong can you be?

Come to think of it, it was probably the same press car Imogen drove.

Sorry. Who?

Not only do they not give a sh*t, they presumably don't stop for one either.

Thanks. I thought I'd made it up, but Google....

Calendrically speaking, Halloween is literally the nightmare before Christmas

Isn't Goodwill a charity shop?

This is a serious contender for our next car. Especially if the pro-pilot and ePedal are good.

Overpriced cars I can live with, but misplaced apostrophes? They really trigger!

I like the earnest way a male woodpigeon will take time to carefully choose the perfect twig for nest building. He'll take it to his lady love who, morle often than not, disdainfullly discards it.

So sad Kia didn't think to call one of their cars a Seagull.

A lot of hand wringing and "things were better in the old days". I seem to have missed any actual suggestions for progressing.

Before I read the article, I assumed this had happened in America. Disturbing if their methods have been imported. I believe the people in the meeting were not Quakers themselves but a protest group who had hired the room to discuss plans for an event to draw attention to the situation in Gaza.

Surely it's just a straightforward way to prevent the cooling intakes being blocked by fish. I think we'd all like effective cooling for nuclear reactors.

For crowd control?

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