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grndkntrl
@grndkntrl.bsky.social
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🚫Theofascists, Tories/Brexiters, Trumpists/MAGAts, Putinists, Tankies, Anti-vaxxers, Climate/Science Deniers, AI/Crypto/NFTs/Web3, Furries & VTubers🚫
...you get the gist; they get a block
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grndkntrl.bsky.social
Nice! 😏
A screen capture of Dr. Parcak's post which at the time of capture had 69 likes. Nice!
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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A top down photo of a mug of a black-brown drink - perhaps black coffee or a fizzy cola - in which a thin layer of bubbles has three small patches devoid of bubbles that look like a face expressing disgust and/or disbelief.
May 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
…or this one…
A totally genuine, absolutely not doctored (nudge, wink, smirk) photo of Trump & Putin at their "meeting" in Helsinki, 2018. Putin is the confident one with a smirk on his face, while Trump has none of his usual bluster. Bending forward is the classic posture of submission; here Trump hints at a possible psychological dynamic between them. Trump is wearing a head harness & a and a red ball-gag stuffed in his mouth, while his red neck tie is being pulled towards Putin as though it's a leash.
May 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
Probably my all time favourite movie!
May 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
The guy is clearly a follower of @effinbirds.com…
An illustration of an owl beside the text "Someone should shove bees up your ass". Credit/source: @effinbirds.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Portrait of Queen Elizabeth I by unknown artist, oil on panel, 1585-1590. From the collection of the National Portrait Gallery in London. Overlaid on the image in orange script is the phrase: "Someone fetch me my dick guillotine. No, the little one."
April 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
A reminder that it's always dinnertime on the savannah…
A four panel image of a leopard and an antelope fawn somewhere in the African savannah when the vegetation is green. In the first panel the leopard has a paw around the neck of, and resting on the back of the antelope, whilst sniffing around the snout of the antelope. The text says "... and that's why you should vote for the Leopards Eating Your Face Party." The second panel view is side on to the antelope's face, with the text saying "Haha but not *my* face, right?" The third panel view is of the leopard head, face-on, staring directly down the camera pov, with no text. The fourth & last panel switches back to the baby antelope, face-on, with the text saying "Not my face, right?"
April 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Ooof! At this point he might as well just throw himself out on the street and wait for the next collection...
A clipart style graphic of a white-cab garbage truck with the text "WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES" on the side of the green compactor section. Several bodies are spilling out of the back, and a caption along the bottom of the image says "YES, THE ENTIRE MAN."
April 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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A oil painting by Elisabetta Sirani (1638–1665) titled "Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great", painted in 1659. In it Timoclea (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timoclea) is upending the captain head first into a well in her garden, in which he inevitably drowns. A caption has been overlaid across the top of the painting and reads "Sometimes you gotta throw the whole man away".
March 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
WiTAF‽‽
A top down photo of a mug of a black-brown drink - perhaps black coffee or a fizzy cola - in which a thin layer of bubbles has three small patches devoid of bubbles that look like a face expressing disgust and/or disbelief.
March 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
Wow...
An illustration of a bird beside the caption "This guy couldn't outthink a fuckin grapefruit". Credit/source: @effinbirds.com
March 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
It's nosediving; let's hope it soon applies to him too...
A single panel, comic style picture of Trμmp's plane nosediving through a cloudy sky. There are four speech bubbles emanating from various areas of the plane: • from the cockpit "MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!!"; • a little further back "WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE!!!"; • from near the tail "DON'T PANIC I'M THE DONALD...", followed by "AND WE'RE STILL WINNING !!!! AAARGH!!!!".
March 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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An illustration of a bird beside the text "Brain of a fucking potato on this guy". Credit/source: @effinbirds.com
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
Only if he looked like this...
Cute photo of a ginger cat licking water droplets off of the glass door of a shower enclosure; its rough, raspy pink tongue is pressed right against the glass, making it look as though it is licking the inside of your display screen.
March 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Euugh...
A persons hand holding a mobile phone up to the glass of a large aquarium tank, through which a shark appears to be staring at the phone with a look of abject disgust on its face.
March 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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In the ever relevant squawks of @effinbirds.com...
An illustration of a bird beside the caption "Let's go fuck up a billionaire's day". Credit/source: @effinbirds.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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An illustration of a bird beside the caption "This guy couldn't outthink a fuckin grapefruit". Credit/source: @effinbirds.com
March 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
🤬Down the well with him...
A oil painting by Elisabetta Sirani (1638–1665) titled "Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great", painted in 1659. In it Timoclea (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timoclea) is upending the captain head first into a well in her garden, in which he inevitably drowns. A caption has been overlaid across the top of the painting and reads "Sometimes you gotta throw the whole man away".
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Ugh, looks like an overdue collection for...
A clipart style graphic of a white-cab garbage truck with the text "WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES" on the side of the green compactor section. Several bodies are spilling out of the back, and a caption along the bottom of the image says "YES, THE ENTIRE MAN."
March 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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It's always projection with those people.

@andertoon.bsky.social has it covered...
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. On the left of the image we see an ordinary looking person holding up a protest placard with the word "FASCISM" overlaid with the red circle & diagonal bar symbol. On the right is a man pointing at the person on the left & saying "HAHA! YOU HAVE TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!". He is dressed in Trump gold sneakers, red & white striped trousers, blue jersey with a big gold "T", red cape with "TRUMP" on it, red "MAGA" cap with two "TRUMP" flags sticking up out of it. He's also carrying a "Trump Bible", and has a wad of "Truth Social" stocks stuffed into one pocket.
March 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
Portrait of Queen Elizabeth I by unknown artist, oil on panel, 1585-1590. From the collection of the National Portrait Gallery in London. Overlaid on the image in orange script is the phrase: "Someone fetch me my dick guillotine. No, the little one." A oil painting by Elisabetta Sirani (1638–1665) titled "Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great", painted in 1659. In it Timoclea (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timoclea) is upending the captain head first into a well in her garden, in which he inevitably drowns. A caption has been overlaid across the top of the painting and reads "Sometimes you gotta throw the whole man away".
March 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
An illustration of a bird of prey beside the text "One day someone will build a monument to how stupid this shit is". Credit/source: @effinbirds.com
March 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
grndkntrl.bsky.social
It's always dinner time on the savannah...
A four panel image of a leopard and an antelope fawn somewhere in the African savannah when the vegetation is green. In the first panel the leopard has a paw around the neck of, and resting on the back of the antelope, whilst sniffing around the snout of the antelope. The text says "... and that's why you should vote for the Leopards Eating Your Face Party." The second panel view is side on to the antelope's face, with the text saying "Haha but not *my* face, right?" The third panel view is of the leopard head, face-on, staring directly down the camera pov, with no text. The fourth & last panel switches back to the baby antelope, face-on, with the text saying "Not my face, right?"
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Heh, already on the Skywatch.blue "Trolls" modlist bsky.app/profile/skyw...
The aforementioned troll with labels showing it's already blocked.
March 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM