// If the world only knew just how creative I truly am.

These glasses aren't just for show.

It's a symbol of my intelligence!

Why else do you think I'm so nerdy & am perceived as "different"?

// Welp, that's enough drama for one day.

Wasn't really expecting it, but stuff happens, I guess.

Anyway, I'll be back after I've taken a nice, relaxing walk and have played a couple video games.

Peace! ✌️

// As I said, not everyone's like that.

You seemed cynical & gloomy that I felt obligated to at least acknowledge you.

My bad?

Figured you could use some company. Someone to talk to, y'know?

@countingseconds.bsky.social

// I know I keep mentioning Batman, but what can you expect from someone who grew up without a role model?

As easy as it would've been to just start fighting, Peter's trying to be better.

If he continued to brutalize all his foes, he'd be just another DARK knight.

// Not that it really bothers me, but what's the point in making peace with someone if you're just gonna block them?

Like, I'm not even mad or hurt, just confused.

Some people are so weird, bro.

// I mean, when you put it THAT way...

// GO TO HORNY JAIL

// Gotta love how mentally disciplined Peter is when women try to seduce him.

Like, "Nice try, but just because OTHER men fall for your tricks, doesn't mean I will, too!"

Peter's stronger than that. He's BETTER than that.

// Happy Birthday wishes from ya boy! 🎉

// Yeah, but honestly?

I'd see myself playing as Abra Kadabra (Flash villain), anyway.

Magic is one of my favorite superpowers! 🪄

Even if it's just REALLY advanced technology.

To me, magic is the closest thing to omnipotence. With it, you can do virtually anything!

// Will be online in just a bit.

Haven't had breakfast yet, but as soon as I do, I'll be up & running.

Heads up!

I'm planning a possible villain muse separate from the main Marvel universe.

I won't say who, but just know they're part of Spidey's rogue gallery.

// U know what time it is?

// This /definitely/ has that old-fashioned theme to it.

I can actually picture someone tap dancing to this.