Tea & Tar Paper
@gringoriob.bsky.social
Liberal, bibliophile, political satirist, and pissed off.
I’d rather bury my head in a book than in the sand.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’d rather bury my head in a book than in the sand.
#Superbowl is a tremendous expression of the USA’s violent consumerism.
February 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#Superbowl is a tremendous expression of the USA’s violent consumerism.
To help you understand the subtlety being applied to government programs.
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
To help you understand the subtlety being applied to government programs.
Lie to get elected ✅
Rules by decree ✅
Oligarchs in place ✅
Ignore the needs of those that you swore an oath to protect ✅
Push for ways to enrich yourself, family, and cronies ✅
Call it Autocracy ☑️
Rules by decree ✅
Oligarchs in place ✅
Ignore the needs of those that you swore an oath to protect ✅
Push for ways to enrich yourself, family, and cronies ✅
Call it Autocracy ☑️
January 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Lie to get elected ✅
Rules by decree ✅
Oligarchs in place ✅
Ignore the needs of those that you swore an oath to protect ✅
Push for ways to enrich yourself, family, and cronies ✅
Call it Autocracy ☑️
Rules by decree ✅
Oligarchs in place ✅
Ignore the needs of those that you swore an oath to protect ✅
Push for ways to enrich yourself, family, and cronies ✅
Call it Autocracy ☑️
I laughed so hard, I farted.
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I laughed so hard, I farted.
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They’re making some changes at the White House.
January 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They’re making some changes at the White House.
Theme of the #TrumpInaguralAddress “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for me.”
January 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Theme of the #TrumpInaguralAddress “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for me.”
To Trumps MUA: this is NOT a ding-dong, darling!!
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
To Trumps MUA: this is NOT a ding-dong, darling!!
Thank you President Biden for showing us what a peaceful transfer of power looks like.
January 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thank you President Biden for showing us what a peaceful transfer of power looks like.
Trump’s inauguration was moved indoors. Apparently billionaires didn’t want to be out in the cold.
January 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Trump’s inauguration was moved indoors. Apparently billionaires didn’t want to be out in the cold.
Is it me, or is Pete Hegseth giving off Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) vibes?
January 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is it me, or is Pete Hegseth giving off Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) vibes?
#PeteHegseth is arguing with Senators like they are bartenders refusing to serve him after last call. @theramblyintrovert.bsky.social @sundaedivine.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
#PeteHegseth is arguing with Senators like they are bartenders refusing to serve him after last call. @theramblyintrovert.bsky.social @sundaedivine.bsky.social
Amusing to see #PeteHegseth introduced to the Senate by his two sober companions.
January 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Amusing to see #PeteHegseth introduced to the Senate by his two sober companions.
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Spread this far and wide, PLEASE!
December 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Spread this far and wide, PLEASE!
Alternate Headline:
Florida man convicted of 34 Felonies is sentenced to 4 years of Community Service and Public Housing.
Florida man convicted of 34 Felonies is sentenced to 4 years of Community Service and Public Housing.
January 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Alternate Headline:
Florida man convicted of 34 Felonies is sentenced to 4 years of Community Service and Public Housing.
Florida man convicted of 34 Felonies is sentenced to 4 years of Community Service and Public Housing.
I am proud to report reading 36 books in 2025. (It may not seem like many, but it smashed my goal!)
January 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I am proud to report reading 36 books in 2025. (It may not seem like many, but it smashed my goal!)
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@mcdonalds Australia is releasing a #SquidGame happy meal! So, have they fully embraced the fact that fast food is trying to kill you?
December 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
@mcdonalds Australia is releasing a #SquidGame happy meal! So, have they fully embraced the fact that fast food is trying to kill you?
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So was the heavily-armed transfer of Luigi meant to be a perp-walk / photo opp? Or was it meant to deter the ladies of ticktok on e-bikes from attempting a jailbreak?
December 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
So was the heavily-armed transfer of Luigi meant to be a perp-walk / photo opp? Or was it meant to deter the ladies of ticktok on e-bikes from attempting a jailbreak?
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The art of the deal:
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The art of the deal:
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
To all those participating in the heavily armed ‘transfer’ (spectacle) of Luigi, remember that it wasn’t the NYPD or FBI that took him down. It was McDonalds!
December 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
To all those participating in the heavily armed ‘transfer’ (spectacle) of Luigi, remember that it wasn’t the NYPD or FBI that took him down. It was McDonalds!
This just in: Baron Trump appointed Ambassador to Switzerland!
December 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
This just in: Baron Trump appointed Ambassador to Switzerland!
How many billionaires have to be appointed to Trump’s cabinet before we declare this an OLIGARCHY?
December 19, 2024 at 4:10 PM
How many billionaires have to be appointed to Trump’s cabinet before we declare this an OLIGARCHY?