Matteo
@gringomouth.bsky.social
Dogs, Guitar & Theory, Food & Garden
HOU, TX
HOU, TX
He’s got a twin brother who has run for other positions and lost.
He’ll run.
So yes, there are two of these wing nuts who are identical twins.
He’ll run.
So yes, there are two of these wing nuts who are identical twins.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He’s got a twin brother who has run for other positions and lost.
He’ll run.
So yes, there are two of these wing nuts who are identical twins.
He’ll run.
So yes, there are two of these wing nuts who are identical twins.
He didn’t. He probably made his money insider trading and will now bounce.
He’s my rep. We were a solidly purple district. Most international county in the USA, Ft Bend, in the burbs of Houston. They redrew it to include farms and ranches all the way down to the coast.
He’s my rep. We were a solidly purple district. Most international county in the USA, Ft Bend, in the burbs of Houston. They redrew it to include farms and ranches all the way down to the coast.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He didn’t. He probably made his money insider trading and will now bounce.
He’s my rep. We were a solidly purple district. Most international county in the USA, Ft Bend, in the burbs of Houston. They redrew it to include farms and ranches all the way down to the coast.
He’s my rep. We were a solidly purple district. Most international county in the USA, Ft Bend, in the burbs of Houston. They redrew it to include farms and ranches all the way down to the coast.
Hey, DJT!
F*ck off.
Signed,
A Texan
F*ck off.
Signed,
A Texan
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey, DJT!
F*ck off.
Signed,
A Texan
F*ck off.
Signed,
A Texan
Would be killer if they took a note from the Daily Show and rotated throughout the week w/ the Strike Force Five crew of Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, and Oliver.
We only need one anyway.
Pare it down and it will probably be more profitable.
We only need one anyway.
Pare it down and it will probably be more profitable.
October 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Would be killer if they took a note from the Daily Show and rotated throughout the week w/ the Strike Force Five crew of Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, and Oliver.
We only need one anyway.
Pare it down and it will probably be more profitable.
We only need one anyway.
Pare it down and it will probably be more profitable.
Q:
How do you saw a tire w/o damaging the skin?
A:
AI
How do you saw a tire w/o damaging the skin?
A:
AI
September 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Q:
How do you saw a tire w/o damaging the skin?
A:
AI
How do you saw a tire w/o damaging the skin?
A:
AI
Let’s go Jill Stein voters!!
August 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Let’s go Jill Stein voters!!
Exactly.
Our National Crisis is not their National Crisis.
This is what they want.
Our National Crisis is not their National Crisis.
This is what they want.
August 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Exactly.
Our National Crisis is not their National Crisis.
This is what they want.
Our National Crisis is not their National Crisis.
This is what they want.
You are missing nuance.
Little kids should compete wherever they are comfortable.
Once you start throwing money at it, like scholarships, it’s different.
My son placed 13th at regionals in the mile. If he was competing as female in D1 college, he’d be top 10.
Whose place would he take?
Little kids should compete wherever they are comfortable.
Once you start throwing money at it, like scholarships, it’s different.
My son placed 13th at regionals in the mile. If he was competing as female in D1 college, he’d be top 10.
Whose place would he take?
July 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You are missing nuance.
Little kids should compete wherever they are comfortable.
Once you start throwing money at it, like scholarships, it’s different.
My son placed 13th at regionals in the mile. If he was competing as female in D1 college, he’d be top 10.
Whose place would he take?
Little kids should compete wherever they are comfortable.
Once you start throwing money at it, like scholarships, it’s different.
My son placed 13th at regionals in the mile. If he was competing as female in D1 college, he’d be top 10.
Whose place would he take?
Her husband plays keys for Journey.
He wrote sone great songs.
Terrible taste in women. Tends towards “batty”.
He wrote sone great songs.
Terrible taste in women. Tends towards “batty”.
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Her husband plays keys for Journey.
He wrote sone great songs.
Terrible taste in women. Tends towards “batty”.
He wrote sone great songs.
Terrible taste in women. Tends towards “batty”.
Bartender, can I get a round of “f*ck outta here” for that guy?
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bartender, can I get a round of “f*ck outta here” for that guy?
My son ran track in HS. He was 35 seconds off the lead in the mile. Not even a top 15 finish.
If he had run in college as a female, he’d be D1 competitive.
I’m all for everyone living their best life. You do you. I’m here for it.
But trans females should not compete at college or later.
If he had run in college as a female, he’d be D1 competitive.
I’m all for everyone living their best life. You do you. I’m here for it.
But trans females should not compete at college or later.
July 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
My son ran track in HS. He was 35 seconds off the lead in the mile. Not even a top 15 finish.
If he had run in college as a female, he’d be D1 competitive.
I’m all for everyone living their best life. You do you. I’m here for it.
But trans females should not compete at college or later.
If he had run in college as a female, he’d be D1 competitive.
I’m all for everyone living their best life. You do you. I’m here for it.
But trans females should not compete at college or later.
Dems in Texas hit the range as well, my guy.
June 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Dems in Texas hit the range as well, my guy.
“America” is Alaska to Argentina
If we’re gonna rename it, can we call it what it is?
Gulf of Texas
If we’re gonna rename it, can we call it what it is?
Gulf of Texas
May 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“America” is Alaska to Argentina
If we’re gonna rename it, can we call it what it is?
Gulf of Texas
If we’re gonna rename it, can we call it what it is?
Gulf of Texas
