I saw a cuttlefish today
September 22, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I saw a cuttlefish today
Who else is excited for the mailman to drop off mail today ⁉️❗️
August 18, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Who else is excited for the mailman to drop off mail today ⁉️❗️
Thinking about posting on Bluesky more
August 17, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Thinking about posting on Bluesky more
eating leftover mexican food
July 30, 2023 at 6:31 PM
eating leftover mexican food
Playing with toys brings a smile to my face
July 24, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Playing with toys brings a smile to my face
My trusted mutual once again has the scoop
July 24, 2023 at 5:58 PM
My trusted mutual once again has the scoop
I’ve been hearing rumors that they pay you $1000 a post on BlueSky
July 24, 2023 at 5:55 PM
I’ve been hearing rumors that they pay you $1000 a post on BlueSky
My Pikmin crawled out of my switch and are attempting to crawl into my anus and lay their eggs there
July 24, 2023 at 12:29 AM
My Pikmin crawled out of my switch and are attempting to crawl into my anus and lay their eggs there
I declare war on the white race
July 15, 2023 at 4:57 AM
I declare war on the white race
I can’t find the clit and don’t know how to stroke game
July 14, 2023 at 6:27 AM
I can’t find the clit and don’t know how to stroke game
Reefer induced ego death
July 14, 2023 at 6:25 AM
Reefer induced ego death
This guy tried to kiss me outside of a bar last night
July 13, 2023 at 4:44 AM
This guy tried to kiss me outside of a bar last night
I watch one million of these a day
July 13, 2023 at 1:52 AM
I watch one million of these a day
Spongebob the famous sponge
July 13, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Spongebob the famous sponge
I’m a professional cock rater
July 12, 2023 at 5:41 PM
I’m a professional cock rater
Dividing up the spoils of war between my good friends and buddies
July 12, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Dividing up the spoils of war between my good friends and buddies
Poop is flowing through my veins
July 12, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Poop is flowing through my veins