Grim Realist
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Grim Realist
@grimrealist.bsky.social
Realist, Grim, mountain man, vet and Scotsman living in America. Give me hell or acorns

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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is the first Christmas I have been left astounded and speechless from emotion.
My gf gifted me a custom made little booklet listing everything she is thankful for that I do and it is the best gift I have ever received. I teared up. I couldn't choke out words. The best treasure in my life
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Mayo on bread shall henceforth be known as Sandwich lotion.
#food #cooking #funny
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December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Starting my two weeks off today. Wish it was paid vacation. But surgery is tomorrow and recovery will be about two weeks. So fun fun fun. Wonderful US system
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Honey walnut shrimp with imperial fried rice with a Szechwan twist.
#food #asian
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I would like to point out the terrible cost increase here. An 18 foot multi ladder. Only one years apart and on black Friday deals.
31% increase
#blackfriday #capitalism #holiday #homedepot
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Alright so I think I need to start labeling my spices. Made some English muffins that I toasted and was going to put cinnamon and sugar in it. Instead I put white pepper on it and proceeded to eat it all. Thinking the spice was just from the salsa I ate. Oh boy. This is going to be a fun Monday
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Remember when these used to be $1.25 just a few years ago. #inflation #food #walmart
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Random thought. Spiderman wouldn't do to well in today's world. Like everything is flimsy and cheaply made. First time he hung on to a piece of drywall it would collapse. Would be the falling spider from above
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I really hate daylight savings
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nothing is sacred in the captikistic hellscape. We can't even keep our shit paper from being shrank.
It's not much but it is 1/8 inch slimmer than old rolls
#shrinkflation
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I really only meant to make nachos for two.
I don't know what happened here
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hunan sweet and sour pork with fried rice. #food #recipe
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Came across this. And I kind of have to agree. Refried beans could be Mexican hummus. #food #funny #mexico #mexican
September 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Rest in piece you little earbuds you. 6 years strong. Never a problem. Still has 8+ hours of battery life for each work day.
Cable finally gave out.
Mpow is pretty much a non talker. But I would like to personally thank them for such an incredible product. Never found another like it. #music
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You know you’re officially old when you can’t sneeze and stay standing and need to brace yourself for back pain.
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Went and updated my iPhone 13 Pro Max to iOS 18.6.2 (was running iOS 16 for last two years). Not really enjoying it. But then again I don’t do well with change like that.
But I did pull the trigger and picked up a new phone today to play around with and see if I will keep.
Samsung Galaxy s25 ultra
September 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
September 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I guess when Walmart realizes we aren’t going to play games. They realize and discount. Back down.
#ealmart #food #inflation #greed
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got it. But my gods, did the US chince out on quality. It feels like a cheap plastic book for 99 cents. Feels like it’s going to fall apart on me
September 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do you think vampires miss Mexican food? Like every one I’ve ever seen has crosses and saints painted or hung up. The salsa wouldn’t be the only thing burning hot. #vampires #horror #showerthoughts
September 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A most beautiful email to read in the morning. #passport #politics
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If trump really is dead, I’m breaking sobriety to have a couple of really good expensive scotch. #alcohol #sobriety #trump #politics
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September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Judging by my camera roll and saved videos. My midlife crisis is coming out as cooking.
August 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
August 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM