Great way to make train travel so miserable nobody uses them and crams onto the definitely not over-congested motorways. 11/10 opin

Thank christ you explained it; I was at a complete loss as to what they were blithering on about

Hiring manager was clearly from the Championship Manager days

And women with visible muscles don't look "bloke-ish"

These facts about horses are no use to me because it doesn't include whether horses are suitable participants in a rousing game of Ham Ladder in the event that I want to partake in a rousing game of Ham Ladder and there's only horses nearby