Grimmmdidwhat
@grimmmdidwhat.bsky.social
Lofi Music Producer | Husband & Dad
The secret to mixing lofi is lowering everything until it feels like you’re eavesdropping on your own song
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The secret to mixing lofi is lowering everything until it feels like you’re eavesdropping on your own song
Every lofi producer’s workflow: make a melody → add vinyl crackle → stare out the window and question life.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Every lofi producer’s workflow: make a melody → add vinyl crackle → stare out the window and question life.
Spent 2 hours layering vinyl crackle, now it sounds like my laptop fan. Perfect.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Spent 2 hours layering vinyl crackle, now it sounds like my laptop fan. Perfect.
I called my new track "Wiegenlied (Good Evening, Good Night, But Also Where Are My Keys?)." It's the only acceptable soundtrack for staring at a lukewarm cup of coffee on a Tuesday.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I called my new track "Wiegenlied (Good Evening, Good Night, But Also Where Are My Keys?)." It's the only acceptable soundtrack for staring at a lukewarm cup of coffee on a Tuesday.
If you listen closely to my "Rainy Day Brahms" track, you can hear a faint vinyl crackle and the sound of my inner child realizing they never got that pony. Maximum vibe.
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If you listen closely to my "Rainy Day Brahms" track, you can hear a faint vinyl crackle and the sound of my inner child realizing they never got that pony. Maximum vibe.
If you listen closely to my "Rainy Day Brahms" track, you can hear a faint vinyl crackle and the sound of my inner child realizing they never got that pony. Maximum vibe.
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you listen closely to my "Rainy Day Brahms" track, you can hear a faint vinyl crackle and the sound of my inner child realizing they never got that pony. Maximum vibe.
Just uploaded a 10-hour loop of my Brahms remix. It's designed to make you feel like you're an old soul in a black turtleneck, peacefully ignoring a deadline. The rain is 40\% more melancholy than the original.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Just uploaded a 10-hour loop of my Brahms remix. It's designed to make you feel like you're an old soul in a black turtleneck, peacefully ignoring a deadline. The rain is 40\% more melancholy than the original.
Replaced the clarinet in the original Brahms Lullaby with the sound of a gently dripping air conditioner. It's called "Waking Up at 2 AM and Wondering If You Left the Stove On (Ambient Mix).
October 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Replaced the clarinet in the original Brahms Lullaby with the sound of a gently dripping air conditioner. It's called "Waking Up at 2 AM and Wondering If You Left the Stove On (Ambient Mix).
My lo-fi Brahms Lullaby remix is so chill, it makes you feel like you've been sitting by a rain-streaked window for 45 minutes contemplating the socio-economic structure of the sheep in Baa Baa Black Sheep.
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My lo-fi Brahms Lullaby remix is so chill, it makes you feel like you've been sitting by a rain-streaked window for 45 minutes contemplating the socio-economic structure of the sheep in Baa Baa Black Sheep.
The sheer amount of reverb I had to put on the "Mary Had a Little Lamb" sample to make it sound 'vibey' is probably a crime.
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The sheer amount of reverb I had to put on the "Mary Had a Little Lamb" sample to make it sound 'vibey' is probably a crime.
My wife asked why I have a folder named "Dope Beats & Mild Trauma." I told her it's the working title for my album of ambient, lo-fi nursery rhymes.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My wife asked why I have a folder named "Dope Beats & Mild Trauma." I told her it's the working title for my album of ambient, lo-fi nursery rhymes.
New discovery: If you play a lo-fi remix of "If You're Happy and You Know It" at 0.75x speed, it just sounds like you're subtly disappointed and you know it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New discovery: If you play a lo-fi remix of "If You're Happy and You Know It" at 0.75x speed, it just sounds like you're subtly disappointed and you know it.
Current mood: My dog is asleep to the chill beats of my lo-fi "Baa Baa Black Sheep" remix. Pretty sure he's dreaming in sepia tones and missing a train.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Current mood: My dog is asleep to the chill beats of my lo-fi "Baa Baa Black Sheep" remix. Pretty sure he's dreaming in sepia tones and missing a train.
I just spent four hours perfecting the rain sounds on my lofi remix of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." It's for the stressed-out toddler in all of us.
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I just spent four hours perfecting the rain sounds on my lofi remix of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." It's for the stressed-out toddler in all of us.
People ask what genre I make. I tell them: “It’s mostly crying, but with drums.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People ask what genre I make. I tell them: “It’s mostly crying, but with drums.”
I mix songs like I’m defusing a bomb I built myself.
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I mix songs like I’m defusing a bomb I built myself.
I told myself I’d finish that song this week. That was three months ago. Still technically “this week.”
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I told myself I’d finish that song this week. That was three months ago. Still technically “this week.”
My music folder is 90% potential and 10% “what the hell was I doing here?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My music folder is 90% potential and 10% “what the hell was I doing here?”
You haven’t experienced betrayal until you accidentally nudge a fader and lose 2 hours of “perfect mix energy.”
October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You haven’t experienced betrayal until you accidentally nudge a fader and lose 2 hours of “perfect mix energy.”
I didn’t ghost anyone—I just opened my DAW and fell into a black hole of snare choices.
October 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I didn’t ghost anyone—I just opened my DAW and fell into a black hole of snare choices.
I’m not indecisive, I just export 14 versions of the same song because “they all hit different.”
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m not indecisive, I just export 14 versions of the same song because “they all hit different.”
My hobbies include: making beats, doubting myself, and over-compressing everything.
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My hobbies include: making beats, doubting myself, and over-compressing everything.
If self-sabotage was a plugin, I’d put it on the master bus.
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If self-sabotage was a plugin, I’d put it on the master bus.
You don't "need" that vintage compressor. You need to finish a track. (Narrator: He bought the compressor.)
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You don't "need" that vintage compressor. You need to finish a track. (Narrator: He bought the compressor.)
I mixed it perfectly on my £1000 headphones. It sounds like trash in the car. It’s the car’s fault, obviously.
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I mixed it perfectly on my £1000 headphones. It sounds like trash in the car. It’s the car’s fault, obviously.