Currently having an employment breakup. Thank god I'm pedantic and can stand up for myself.

Bruh why are taxes actually so confusing?

Ha you cant hurt me I don't have stocks.

The people who complain all the time about lack of communication actually are the ones that hate communication.

A conspiracy I made up and also believe is that the "Waiting on a Wish" song from the new Snow White was writtwn for Wish and was saved from the trashheap bonfire.

I shit you not. The tiktoc shop just tried to recommend me a swastika necklace.

Desperately shoving the pieces of a puzzle together but its actually 3 different puzzles and you're missing pieces and there isnt a box but a crayon drawing of what the puzzle looked like 10 years ago all the while 6 people are looking over your shoulder and telling you you're doing it wrong.

I just landed my first gig outside pxxf and faires in general in 5 years. Its going to feel good

Nothing like your job raising the Hades heat level.

Thank god I watched "The Phantom Menace" and understood the complexity of galactic trade and could see the Trade Federation's trade war was a facade to facilitate the rise of the facist authoritarian galactic empire. Plebs

Yeah ofc its a "roman salute." Where tf do you think the Nazis got it from?

Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?

I would pay more money than you think to watch someone punch that lizard in the face. You know the one.

Is it too much to ask for job that won't kill my soul and pays enough to live or do I only get to pick one of those

ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him

Sometimes playing online games is like brb I have to get the kids lunch. The kids are my cats.

Hot Frosty is so clearly made for the gays. Why is it a straight couple?!