I mean, I don't want to go all Helen Lovejoy on everyone, but they're basically coming after our children...

It was worse the first time. I had really long hair and they tried to use wax, which caused my hair to mat together at the back...

It happened to me twice when I was in my late teens/early twenties. Maybe it's a more prevalent thing in Derry...

There was a kid in who'd had part of his hair cut out by his mates when he passed out at a party, so there was a small committee of hair "experts" trying to solve the issue...

I would very much like to add some form of destruction from within...

They do, inexplicably, LOVE a very odd and unpalatable form of country music where I'm from, alright...

It's hard to predict which covers will warrant a copyright dispute on YouTube, but...
Here's the original video:

Now that I'm back, though...