My tarot reading for the next few months: May, June, and July 🫠
I got hella called out for May lol

That fucking idiot just declared everyone in the US as female lmao

Everyone should make fun of him for this

I can't remember if I cried

When I read about his widowed bride

But something touched me deep inside

The day

The music died

[plops bags down on the floor]

Welp, guess I live here now

[The screen cuts to black. "American Pie" plays as the credits roll]

New year, new homepage 🎊

5 year old me would be SO disappointed to learn I am not married to Prince Eric from Barbie in The Nutcracker (the nutcracker version of him, obviously) and tbh 27 year old me is disappointed about this fact, too