Hamburger helper but you use three pounds of ground beef

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

I want a cat that screams when it’s food time. That’d be a sort of spirit animal for me

The new KFC dunk it bucket looks good in commercials but I don’t trust it. No way the sauce cups are that deep.

NFL ditching chain gang. I’m here for it, one step closer to the video games

Sweet dreams

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @jacsonbevens.bsky.social @johndavidfraley.bsky.social giving blue sky a try. Gimme a list of real ones to follow.

You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky, without you, dwell in darkness. I love you