Grillbert Arenas
@grillbertarenas.bsky.social
Ball Knower. Over Bettor. Number 1 Eminem hater.
I was watching Fred Claus, the 2007 smash hit feel good holiday event of the year staring Vince Vaughn, and I had to inform my wife that Kevin Spacey is not a good guy. Had to also inform her that his defense was “lol guys you don’t get it…IM GAY”. Gotta say, bulletproof defense on his actions.
December 7, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I was watching Fred Claus, the 2007 smash hit feel good holiday event of the year staring Vince Vaughn, and I had to inform my wife that Kevin Spacey is not a good guy. Had to also inform her that his defense was “lol guys you don’t get it…IM GAY”. Gotta say, bulletproof defense on his actions.
It’s really crazy that the plot of hunger games 2 was basically “what if we had an all star game?”
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 AM
It’s really crazy that the plot of hunger games 2 was basically “what if we had an all star game?”
If an entire town had a song and dance number about how bad I smell, how I have no friends, and how they wouldn’t touch me with a 39.5 foot pole I would have done far worse than ruin Christmas. Whoville would have been a warzone.
December 4, 2024 at 9:20 PM
If an entire town had a song and dance number about how bad I smell, how I have no friends, and how they wouldn’t touch me with a 39.5 foot pole I would have done far worse than ruin Christmas. Whoville would have been a warzone.
If you placed an actual wager for 2+ Drew Lock TDs you need to call the number
November 29, 2024 at 1:25 AM
If you placed an actual wager for 2+ Drew Lock TDs you need to call the number
Idk why everyone acts like hanging with your family on Thanksgiving is so hard. Look at how cute my grandma was today
November 29, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Idk why everyone acts like hanging with your family on Thanksgiving is so hard. Look at how cute my grandma was today
Going Matt Eberflus mode at Thanksgiving (blackout drunk, non verbal, dead eyed stare, doing absolutely nothing to contribute)
November 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Going Matt Eberflus mode at Thanksgiving (blackout drunk, non verbal, dead eyed stare, doing absolutely nothing to contribute)
The Chicago Bears are the NFL Sisyphus, but the rock gets to the top and then Sisyphus slips on a banana peel, accidentally hits himself in the nuts, and then the rock runs him over and rolls him back to the bottom of the hill.
November 28, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The Chicago Bears are the NFL Sisyphus, but the rock gets to the top and then Sisyphus slips on a banana peel, accidentally hits himself in the nuts, and then the rock runs him over and rolls him back to the bottom of the hill.
Watching two Big Ten (B1G) schools with a combined total of 5 wins on the season on a Friday night #B1GTEN #runrunrunpunt
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Watching two Big Ten (B1G) schools with a combined total of 5 wins on the season on a Friday night #B1GTEN #runrunrunpunt
Acting like I didn’t absolutely hate on Bo Nix when they drafted him but remembering I’m just a chill guy who likes when his team wins.
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Acting like I didn’t absolutely hate on Bo Nix when they drafted him but remembering I’m just a chill guy who likes when his team wins.
They’re gonna find me holed up in a remote cabin in the woods like the unabomber with “we’re Costco guys” scrawled all over the walls and a 600 page manifesto on the evil I feel when I lay my eyes on the weird little fat one
November 21, 2024 at 8:04 AM
They’re gonna find me holed up in a remote cabin in the woods like the unabomber with “we’re Costco guys” scrawled all over the walls and a 600 page manifesto on the evil I feel when I lay my eyes on the weird little fat one
Right wingers doing their trans-vestigations on some of the hottest women you’ve ever seen is so fucking funny. You see a total babe and immediately start thinking about dicks? Lil zesty if you ask me.
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Right wingers doing their trans-vestigations on some of the hottest women you’ve ever seen is so fucking funny. You see a total babe and immediately start thinking about dicks? Lil zesty if you ask me.
In case any of you forgot Arnold Schwarzenegger absolutely rinses a full grown reindeer in Jingle All The Way
November 21, 2024 at 7:57 AM
In case any of you forgot Arnold Schwarzenegger absolutely rinses a full grown reindeer in Jingle All The Way
Hearing Troy Aikman and Joe Buck both openly shitting on how bad this game as a little treat for the sickos sticking this one out to the end.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Hearing Troy Aikman and Joe Buck both openly shitting on how bad this game as a little treat for the sickos sticking this one out to the end.
If Trey Lance is worse than this how is he on an NFL roster?
November 19, 2024 at 4:28 AM
If Trey Lance is worse than this how is he on an NFL roster?
This #MNF game really has playoff game atmosphere. Dallas is down by multiple scores getting humiliated on national tv. Feels like a January matchup.
November 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
This #MNF game really has playoff game atmosphere. Dallas is down by multiple scores getting humiliated on national tv. Feels like a January matchup.
Hands down the funniest way for this Cowboys season to end would be Cooper Rush running the table the remainder of the season, then suffering a horrifically embarrassing loss in the wild card round of the playoffs.
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Hands down the funniest way for this Cowboys season to end would be Cooper Rush running the table the remainder of the season, then suffering a horrifically embarrassing loss in the wild card round of the playoffs.
Visual representation of FanDuel, TouchTunes, and liquor store transactions hitting my bank account after the weekend
November 19, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Visual representation of FanDuel, TouchTunes, and liquor store transactions hitting my bank account after the weekend
Me if a piece of metal fell off the roof of Jerry Jones’ stadium and landed within one mile of me
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Me if a piece of metal fell off the roof of Jerry Jones’ stadium and landed within one mile of me
Is Cooper Rush better than Dak Prescott? The people are asking.
November 19, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Is Cooper Rush better than Dak Prescott? The people are asking.
Bowling has gotten entirety too fancy. A bowling alley should have carpet that glows in the dark, sticky floors everywhere else, and a faint smell of cigarette smoke. Gentrification really is evil.
November 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Bowling has gotten entirety too fancy. A bowling alley should have carpet that glows in the dark, sticky floors everywhere else, and a faint smell of cigarette smoke. Gentrification really is evil.
Oh so Jake Paul gets paid crazy bread for winning a fight against a 60 year old man, but when I do it I’m “not invited back for Thanksgiving ever again”.
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Oh so Jake Paul gets paid crazy bread for winning a fight against a 60 year old man, but when I do it I’m “not invited back for Thanksgiving ever again”.
Being overly into Fantasy football is kind of zesty if you ask me. Oh you crafted your ideal roster of big muscly men? You built a team of your dream boys? Bit gay if you think about it.
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Being overly into Fantasy football is kind of zesty if you ask me. Oh you crafted your ideal roster of big muscly men? You built a team of your dream boys? Bit gay if you think about it.