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griffonatrix.bsky.social
De Tomaso Panera
@griffonatrix.bsky.social
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Artist, dog, lover, and avid reader.
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🤓☝ i think the "plane graveyard" looks more like an airplane fire simulator
Photograph of firefighters advancing towards a burning airplane mockup
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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watching baseball
Still frame of cheering Blue Jays fans, with one in front holding up a plastic baggie of what appears to be raw beef
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"License and sex offender registration please"
Stan Kelly self-portrait
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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i love my angeleno friends however
Peter Griffin in a Toronto Blue Jays shirt in front of a blue flag, saying "i will die for my country Toronto 🍁🍁🍁"
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Ad from "financebuzzofficial": "WEIRD THINGS TO DO IF YOUR FULL-TIME JOB ISN'T ENOUGH TO PAY RENT", over a picture of a waving Mao Zedong
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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"Now you told me you didn't care about any of that lovey-dovey stuff, I remember you being very insistent about that. Gee that's funny; I couldn't help but notice how you reacted when Buttercup married Humperdinck, almost like you were invested in her relationship with Westley."
Still frame from The Princess Bride, showing Peter Falk as the grandfather reading to his grandson, holding a book with one hand holding it open.
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I pray that I will never have to be so brave.
Photograph of Palestinians using a bulldozer to break through the Gaza border fence on October 7th 2023
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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OF IRELAND
Spongebob about to be crushed by a falling object shadowing over him, his arms spread wide gesturing to stop
October 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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😬
Distorted and discolored still frame of a row of beer taps, with a TV news overlay: BREAKING NEWS ALL BEER RECALLED ON THE PHONE: SURGEON GENERAL HINTON
October 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Have I shown you the little cowboy?
Photo of a very fluffy grey cat laying down in a chair with a little red cowboy hat on his head, and a slightly annoyed expression on his face.
October 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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'tis the season
Photo of a woman in a black pointy witch's hat, black corset, sheer skirt and sleeves, and black heeled boots, next to a woman in a pumpkin costume, which looks like a big puffy orange shirt over normal black shirt and leggings, and black heels. These women appear to be standing in a graveyard at night. Above them is text made of glowing orange dots that says "HAPPY HALLOWEEN". At their feet is text in an ornamented "metal" style of font that looks like it's made of fire, which says "FROM THE TRANS WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE".
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I probably could have come up with a funnier joke there but I was absolutely stunlocked upon learning they have their own novelty coffee??????

surprised they didn't call it Blacked Waifu Coffee Company
Four packages of "Spaded Bunny Coffee Co" coffee beans, each a different flavor: Bold Submission, Alpha's Dominance, The Queen's Reign, and The Beta's Bliss
September 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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tfw your wife who's a doctor won't wear the maison de neige lingerie you bought her
Ben Shapiro, looking like he's about to cry
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Muscle milk
Stan Kelly self-portrait
September 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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alright i'm convinced: i'm switching to linux
Stock photo of a Hewlett-Packard laptop running ChromeOS
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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RIP AND TORN
Doomguy, wearing heavy power armor, the visor on his helmet slightly transparent, through which can be seen Rip Torn's face
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Hope everyone's ready for Ross Hashanah
Ross Geller, wearing a blue yarmulke
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Maybe I'm just easily impressed by wordplay but happy ten years to a brilliant anagram bit
The word "DELTARUNE", with a line struck through each letter individually, above the word "NARUTO"
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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i'll be honest that didn't seem likely
Wikipedia page for David Guetta, beginning with a notice: "Jack Back" redirects here; not to be confused with Jack Black.
September 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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who the hell starts a conversation like that?
Bluesky compose dialogue, with no text entered yet, and a box at the bottom asking "Are you writing in Latin?"
September 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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LEAKED from an ATF investigator and definitely not made up (real)
Photo of a hand holding several small shimmering iridescent cardboard boxes, one labeled as a solution of estradiol enanthate distributed by Otokonoko Pharmaceuticals, and the other, rotated to show the other side, labeled as Winchester M855 5.56 FMJ
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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unarguably much sluttier with it though
Still frame of John de Lancie as Q, reclining across a couch, wearing a khaki button-up shirt with the collar wide open, short khaki shorts, tall khaki socks and brown boots, holding a pith helmet in one hand and giving a smouldering look towards camera.
September 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Glinner not being able to stay off twitter anyway:
Photo of a bald white man with some photoshopped bright red light coming from his eyes
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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OH BOY
Black and white photo of Donald Trump, with a bold title at the top: "BREAKING: ¶ Donald Trump, age 79" and at the bottom appearing like an online payment form: Card Number: ⬜-⬜-⬜-⬜ Name as it appears on card: ⬜ Exp: ⬜/⬜ CVC/CCV: ⬜
August 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM