The Gridiron Assassin
@gridassassin.bsky.social
Avid fan of the NFL, Bears, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, moviegoing and all things hard rock & heavy metal. I always look very serious but I'm ROTFLMAO inside.
Trump is a pedophile, I hope his supposed ‘77 million’ enablers are proud of themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump is a pedophile, I hope his supposed ‘77 million’ enablers are proud of themselves.
NL@AL: Parker throws out Downing at the plate
YouTube video by MLB
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June 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 1,584 days of sobriety.
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June 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 1,584 days of sobriety.
At least Ryan Poles realizes he can’t pick a 3rd rounder to save his life. #BearDown!
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April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
At least Ryan Poles realizes he can’t pick a 3rd rounder to save his life. #BearDown!
I liked the Bears pick! It’s on Ben Johnson if he picked the wrong TE, but I get it - he’s not a Kmet clone he has better receiving skills and is faster. Let’s get an OLT and RB in R2 and a safety in R3 tonight. #BearDown!
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April 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I liked the Bears pick! It’s on Ben Johnson if he picked the wrong TE, but I get it - he’s not a Kmet clone he has better receiving skills and is faster. Let’s get an OLT and RB in R2 and a safety in R3 tonight. #BearDown!
The Loveland over Warren pick by the Bears will be a fun one to watch unfold over the next few years.
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April 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Loveland over Warren pick by the Bears will be a fun one to watch unfold over the next few years.
My review of Jason Statham’s A Working Man: PROS: Under two hours long, creative ass kicking, just enough plot/character development, ample unnecessary violence, parts filmed in Chicago, and wildly entertaining. CONS: Annoying in-law #AWorkingMan
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March 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My review of Jason Statham’s A Working Man: PROS: Under two hours long, creative ass kicking, just enough plot/character development, ample unnecessary violence, parts filmed in Chicago, and wildly entertaining. CONS: Annoying in-law #AWorkingMan
Somebody has a case of the Mondays!
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Somebody has a case of the Mondays!
41 years ago today - John Bender and company served detention. #BreakfastClub #RIPJohnHughes #DontYouForgetAboutMe
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
41 years ago today - John Bender and company served detention. #BreakfastClub #RIPJohnHughes #DontYouForgetAboutMe
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Dropkick Murphys’ lead singer, Ken Casey: Dropkick Murphys has always been about standing with your friends, your family, and the things you believe in.
Trump is the exact opposite of everything we sing about. He’s turned on America’s friends and allies—he’s a rat and a coward.
Trump is the exact opposite of everything we sing about. He’s turned on America’s friends and allies—he’s a rat and a coward.
March 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dropkick Murphys’ lead singer, Ken Casey: Dropkick Murphys has always been about standing with your friends, your family, and the things you believe in.
Trump is the exact opposite of everything we sing about. He’s turned on America’s friends and allies—he’s a rat and a coward.
Trump is the exact opposite of everything we sing about. He’s turned on America’s friends and allies—he’s a rat and a coward.
For all the talk thet nobody realized Greg from #WhiteLotus is also Uncle Rico, nobody mentions that Mike White created, writes & directs White Lotus after playing Ned Schneebly in #SchoolOfRock as Dewey Finn's responsible but submissive friend. White also wrote School of Rock.
March 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
For all the talk thet nobody realized Greg from #WhiteLotus is also Uncle Rico, nobody mentions that Mike White created, writes & directs White Lotus after playing Ned Schneebly in #SchoolOfRock as Dewey Finn's responsible but submissive friend. White also wrote School of Rock.
Safe to say @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social fans overloved Teven Jenkins. #BearDown
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Safe to say @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social fans overloved Teven Jenkins. #BearDown
Atlanta Falcons Grady Jarrett Ultimate Highlights 2024
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March 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
NFL Media has been DOGE’d on X/Twitter. lol.
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March 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
NFL Media has been DOGE’d on X/Twitter. lol.
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I support the BRAVE people of the Ukraine, NOT Putin’s American ASSet.
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I support the BRAVE people of the Ukraine, NOT Putin’s American ASSet.
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Not all heroes wear capes 🤣🔥
February 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not all heroes wear capes 🤣🔥
It’s been four years now since Brody Stevens passed. Gone but never forgotten! #PositiveEnergy
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February 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It’s been four years now since Brody Stevens passed. Gone but never forgotten! #PositiveEnergy
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Happy Black History Month, everybody.
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Happy Black History Month, everybody.
Congrats to my son on winning his boxing debut! #UnanimousDecision
February 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Congrats to my son on winning his boxing debut! #UnanimousDecision
Giants GM Joe Schoen should give Drew Lock a $150M contract extension after today’s performance!
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December 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Giants GM Joe Schoen should give Drew Lock a $150M contract extension after today’s performance!