Alexis Auldrich
@greytony.bsky.social
Gunner curled up with my Chainsaw Man blanket
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Gunner curled up with my Chainsaw Man blanket
Me: I love the author fit in my butthole.
Friend: (Looking REALLY confused)…. Do you mean, Fatima Bhutto?
Me: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Friend: (Looking REALLY confused)…. Do you mean, Fatima Bhutto?
Me: Yeah, that’s what I said.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me: I love the author fit in my butthole.
Friend: (Looking REALLY confused)…. Do you mean, Fatima Bhutto?
Me: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Friend: (Looking REALLY confused)…. Do you mean, Fatima Bhutto?
Me: Yeah, that’s what I said.
She’s giving me snoot.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
She’s giving me snoot.
When you lose your mom, even the worst times take on a new light. I remember being homeless, my mom use to sneak into apt. buildings with the security codes and she would lay a blanket down in the hallway. Do you know what I would give to sleep in the apt. building halfway one more night?
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
When you lose your mom, even the worst times take on a new light. I remember being homeless, my mom use to sneak into apt. buildings with the security codes and she would lay a blanket down in the hallway. Do you know what I would give to sleep in the apt. building halfway one more night?
Now we know who the Real big beautiful bill is.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Now we know who the Real big beautiful bill is.
Sometimes you just gotta be like… give me cookie or give me Death.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Sometimes you just gotta be like… give me cookie or give me Death.
Look! You are ALL wrong. The best “fall” flavor isn’t pumpkin, OR apple.
…. It’s gravy!
…. It’s gravy!
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Look! You are ALL wrong. The best “fall” flavor isn’t pumpkin, OR apple.
…. It’s gravy!
…. It’s gravy!
Get you a girl who looks at you the way Charlie's widow looks at Usha's husband 🩷💙✝️
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Get you a girl who looks at you the way Charlie's widow looks at Usha's husband 🩷💙✝️
This is my aunt Tifa.
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is my aunt Tifa.
Has anyone asked Kristi Noem who the founder of Antifa is? Also did his girlfriend she had in custody give any information?
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Has anyone asked Kristi Noem who the founder of Antifa is? Also did his girlfriend she had in custody give any information?
My argument against succession was that there would be invading from the government, but… we have that now. So what are blue states really gaining? Blue states make the most money and if we succeeded we would probably have universal health care and education, and so many more programs. Is it time?
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My argument against succession was that there would be invading from the government, but… we have that now. So what are blue states really gaining? Blue states make the most money and if we succeeded we would probably have universal health care and education, and so many more programs. Is it time?
So my understanding is that during the shut down ICE and Secret Service should not be getting paid. How long till they quit? That leaves him with no defense or offense.
Is Trump REALLY willing to play Chicken with his life? I mean… Fuck it I can wait for someone with good aim. No skin off my ear.
Is Trump REALLY willing to play Chicken with his life? I mean… Fuck it I can wait for someone with good aim. No skin off my ear.
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So my understanding is that during the shut down ICE and Secret Service should not be getting paid. How long till they quit? That leaves him with no defense or offense.
Is Trump REALLY willing to play Chicken with his life? I mean… Fuck it I can wait for someone with good aim. No skin off my ear.
Is Trump REALLY willing to play Chicken with his life? I mean… Fuck it I can wait for someone with good aim. No skin off my ear.
“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
-Margery Williams
-Margery Williams
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
-Margery Williams
-Margery Williams
I hope the military band together and overthrow him. I hope they take the oath to the constitution seriously. I hope he gets Julius Caesar’ed. Pretty sure I can say that because he is too dumb to know what that means anyway.
September 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I hope the military band together and overthrow him. I hope they take the oath to the constitution seriously. I hope he gets Julius Caesar’ed. Pretty sure I can say that because he is too dumb to know what that means anyway.
Cocomelon going hard as hell!
September 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Cocomelon going hard as hell!
Life advice: Don’t buy cheap windshield wiper fluid.
September 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Life advice: Don’t buy cheap windshield wiper fluid.
All work safety videos should be actor re-enactments with jaunty piano music and three stooges sound effects.
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
All work safety videos should be actor re-enactments with jaunty piano music and three stooges sound effects.