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KuzanBlubberSergal
@greythefatass.bsky.social
FatFur gooner central.

Judge me, and I’ll fuckin’ cum.

If you're a feeder, you're now MY feeder, get to it!

Total simp for skinny twinks obsessed with fat.

Skinny boys, ya make me feel like a goddamn mountain

Age: 29
Pronouns: He/They
Why am I reminded of the main Villain from Vectorman? His name was Raster til they replaced his head/ mind with a nuclear bomb so his name became Warhead.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It's MLM logic but for career advice.
Guarantee this dude’s got a $400 “masterclass” bookmarked somewhere, promising to teach you how to “get good” and “make bank,” while he recycles the same three platitudes in every video.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There’s a difference between advice and a highlight reel of things privileged people can optimize.

This ain’t wisdom.
It’s just a dude taking his social advantages and pretending they’re universal life switches anyone can flip.

If this is the “framework,” the only thing it structures is delusion.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
His whole framework collapses under its own contradictions. He’s basically saying:
“Be successful by doing all the things successful people can do.”

Literally the type of shit you'd see written inside a Panda Express fortune cookie.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He opens with “it’s not about education or work ethic” and then describes three things that all require:

money

skills

mobility

luck

and yes, work
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Acting like everyone can just teleport to Miami is deranged.

The “move to a better city” crowd never mentions how much stability you need just to make a move possible.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you’ve got:

savings

no dependents

no disability

no immigration barriers

no housing instability

Then yeah, sure, moving helps.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Location predicts your income more than your background.”
No.
People who can afford to move earn more.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nobody grassroots their way into a scalable-income marketing job from a place of zero. This is survivorship bias. If you don't know what that is, there's an awesome video about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qd3...
Survivor Bias
YouTube video by 2veritasium
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Just pick a high-margin industry bro, the rich don’t grind 80 hours.”

Cool story. Meanwhile, the actual reality is that those industries require:

degrees

connections

location

and usually a safety net to even survive long enough to break in
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The way he talks about partners is wild.
“Wrong partner = you lose assets.”
“Right partner = unpaid therapist/business coach.”

Bro thinks relationships should work the same as an Ai girlfriend. Everyone just needs a GFGPT

Some of y’all date people the way tech bros buy standing desks.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I just wanna see how big the lil guy gets before the inevitable collapse.
Purely for educational purposes, obviously. Heheh. 😈

Definitely less dangerous than a microwave, i'm sure. Same general outcome though. Though a microwaved marshmallow gets more gooey and melty.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not to hurt them.
This is for science.

Watch them slowly balloon outward like a half melted stress ball trying to understand physics with its two braincells. Everything puffing up, limbs rounding out, little surprised "mmp?" noises as it expands and expands.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
garchomp is so hot
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM