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· Nov 25
i finally got a video of Mimi’s insane goblin yawn. i don’t understand how her face stretches like that. she’s beautiful.
another day i havent killed myself but at what cost
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
another day i havent killed myself but at what cost
in case anyone is keeping track i’ve added another sad little strange dark haired male tv character to my random fictional crushes list
July 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
in case anyone is keeping track i’ve added another sad little strange dark haired male tv character to my random fictional crushes list
realized i have free will so i am having two hashbrowns with my cereal for breakfast
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
realized i have free will so i am having two hashbrowns with my cereal for breakfast
please look at my cat
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
please look at my cat
gonna give my cat depression by forcing her to listen to bo burnham’s inside (2021)
February 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
gonna give my cat depression by forcing her to listen to bo burnham’s inside (2021)
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I got Roger Rabbit gender, whatever is the funniest at the time is what I am
February 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I got Roger Rabbit gender, whatever is the funniest at the time is what I am
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February 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
connor4real gave me gender dysphoria
February 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
connor4real gave me gender dysphoria
fuck i bet tumblr is going INSANE for severance
January 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
fuck i bet tumblr is going INSANE for severance
are we discussing severance over here? we should be discussing severance over here.
January 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
are we discussing severance over here? we should be discussing severance over here.
screaming, crying, AND throwing up. thank you dnd gods for blessing this show
January 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
screaming, crying, AND throwing up. thank you dnd gods for blessing this show
allison and bekah rn: having fun, eating lunch together
me:
me:
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
allison and bekah rn: having fun, eating lunch together
me:
me:
fun fact a great way to confuse your cat is to not have a rug, then lock in her the bedroom for several minutes and then suddenly Have A Rug
December 6, 2024 at 2:14 PM
fun fact a great way to confuse your cat is to not have a rug, then lock in her the bedroom for several minutes and then suddenly Have A Rug
DM: Would you do me a favor and make an intelligence check?
our Barbarian (very dumb): …What if I said no?!
our Barbarian (very dumb): …What if I said no?!
November 26, 2024 at 2:36 AM
DM: Would you do me a favor and make an intelligence check?
our Barbarian (very dumb): …What if I said no?!
our Barbarian (very dumb): …What if I said no?!
i finally got a video of Mimi’s insane goblin yawn. i don’t understand how her face stretches like that. she’s beautiful.
November 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
i finally got a video of Mimi’s insane goblin yawn. i don’t understand how her face stretches like that. she’s beautiful.
got some biiiig cuddles in today, which i desperately need. i love our baby cheese
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
got some biiiig cuddles in today, which i desperately need. i love our baby cheese
offering a kitty cat cuddling a stuffed budgie in this trying time
November 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
offering a kitty cat cuddling a stuffed budgie in this trying time
i should have the option to work from 8-4 when daylight savings ends until the spring, honestly it’s a mental health accommodation and would help me work better
November 13, 2023 at 9:07 PM
i should have the option to work from 8-4 when daylight savings ends until the spring, honestly it’s a mental health accommodation and would help me work better
something i want more than anything atm is for someone to come into my apartment and take care of all the chores i’ve been avoiding while me and bekah are chilling in some cabin in the woods doing nothing but reading and playing skyrim
November 13, 2023 at 5:35 PM
something i want more than anything atm is for someone to come into my apartment and take care of all the chores i’ve been avoiding while me and bekah are chilling in some cabin in the woods doing nothing but reading and playing skyrim
i’m going to create a search engine called autism google where i can get quick answers to questions like “is it normal to randomly develop new stims” and “is that the right word? ‘develop’ stims??”
November 6, 2023 at 7:18 PM
i’m going to create a search engine called autism google where i can get quick answers to questions like “is it normal to randomly develop new stims” and “is that the right word? ‘develop’ stims??”
halloween in nyc is so wonderful because you see people and you get to wonder if they’re wearing a costume or if they always dress like that. it’s a 24 hour guessing game
October 31, 2023 at 8:49 PM
halloween in nyc is so wonderful because you see people and you get to wonder if they’re wearing a costume or if they always dress like that. it’s a 24 hour guessing game
is wearing a sweater i crocheted while carrying a bag i crocheted that holds my current crochet project too much or am i good
October 25, 2023 at 2:27 PM
is wearing a sweater i crocheted while carrying a bag i crocheted that holds my current crochet project too much or am i good
really excited that i was able to pick up skyrim for $20 last night, can’t wait for me and bekah to make a fucked up little guy together >:3
October 23, 2023 at 3:52 PM
really excited that i was able to pick up skyrim for $20 last night, can’t wait for me and bekah to make a fucked up little guy together >:3