How about, “Motion to Vacate!”

Thou shalt not . . . spin bs.

The door to the secret garden has been gated?

Are they choosing residences based on property values? Something their friend or relative could snap up after it goes into loan default?

I recently got a robo-text from JD Vance asking for support. I texted back that I am an illegal alien from Tajikistan (I am not). And then gave them my home address. No visitors yet.

Somewhere in California (CA Plates). Oceanside?

I’m a US Citizen from birth. If I’m deported, any chance Ukraine will take me? (or Romania or Poland?). I will have relatives send over my US Passport. :)

I hope they subpoena Mark Hamill, Stephen King and Liam Nissan. Lol

A new way to fight inflation? Burn all the money!

I hope my enemies have to go to 3 different shopping malls this weekend to find a so-so gift at twice the regular price!

“Many Orcs will die. But out of the chaos, we will forge a new and perfect order. No longer will we be hunted as the demons who broke ###, but rather worshipped as the saviors who finally healed it. By bringing its peoples together, to rule them all as one!”

Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE):

We should have unlimited credit spending!