✨️A perfume to subtly tell them you've already booked a Uhaul for your second date.✨️

My credentials for making this unique herbal perfume include having had a 5-day first date, living with my ex and their new partner and, you know, being fucking gay.

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Is it an Earl Jade green tea or a Lady Grey black tea? It's both, with a gay ol' sprinkling of queer-coded pansy.

Try this bright genre- (and gender-)defying LGBTea. It's delicious with a bit of honey (it brings out the bergamot and lemon).

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A delightfully bright & vegetal green and herbal tea, with no astringency. With jade green tea, lemon verbana, GABA green tea and butterfly pea flower, it's a delightfully relaxing and fresh cup of tea. It feels like walking to a luscious garden for a warm cup and just melting into the moment.

So excited to vend once again at the Erotic Arts and Crafts Fair this Saturday!

Hey, I'm Rory Jade Grey, the human behind Grey Jade Herbals