Therefore it would track that Stone Cold was referring to ice cream, not rocks when creating his moniker, suggesting his true name is actually Cold Stone Cold Steve Austin

Just like the famous song.

I can't smell my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it, oh.

From the letter it doesn't even look like he was planning on doing it. Looks like an attempt at an attempt.

Jokes on him we've already been to Mars, because I remember Elon saying we would be on Mars by 2022 so I'm sure that happened.