Someone needs to tell Tomi that no matter how much of a fawning sycophant she is, Donald isn't going to grab her by the - - - - -.

"I don’t know that that happened and Pete said he did not want them, even know what people were talking about, so we'll look in –we'll look into it. But no, I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal, it was fine..."

And Juan Hernandez would still be in prison.

That would be a waste of effort - they haven't descended yet.

It's like watching Mr. Bean trying to get his nads to finally drop.

Don't worry... there is no chance whatsoever Mike Johnson will EVER be taken as a model of masculinity by anyone.

Well, she really nailed the "grieving hooker" vibe.

He must be the kind of person who doesn't get invited to those get-togethers.

Maybe because he's a toxic a-----e who says that getting together with friends is "gay"?

How does he even manage that? "Hey, I'm just here for the food, cut it out with all that 'friend' sh*t!"

Seriously?