Greybear
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He looks like he's just arrived from Norway on a longship. Maybe he was heading to the Shetlands to join in the Up Helly Aa fire festival and got lost. I hope no one is going to burn his ship and then accuse him of being an illegal immigrant.
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
He looks like he's just arrived from Norway on a longship. Maybe he was heading to the Shetlands to join in the Up Helly Aa fire festival and got lost. I hope no one is going to burn his ship and then accuse him of being an illegal immigrant.
BoJo would be the ideal shadow Social Secretary for Reform, after all he sure knows how to throw a party!
January 26, 2026 at 10:52 PM
BoJo would be the ideal shadow Social Secretary for Reform, after all he sure knows how to throw a party!
I wonder if Trumpy Wumpy had an ancestor called the Noble Duke of Trump who was famous for marching his men up a Green hill only to lead them back down again?
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I wonder if Trumpy Wumpy had an ancestor called the Noble Duke of Trump who was famous for marching his men up a Green hill only to lead them back down again?
He was seen earlier today taking a break at the Clacton petting zoo.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
He was seen earlier today taking a break at the Clacton petting zoo.
It's obvious what you should do. Organise some crowdfunding and fulfill her desires by buying her a one way ticket to Dubai. Im sure she can be gainfully employed as a domestic servant by Dizzy Oakenshit and her paramour Dicky Lice.
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM
It's obvious what you should do. Organise some crowdfunding and fulfill her desires by buying her a one way ticket to Dubai. Im sure she can be gainfully employed as a domestic servant by Dizzy Oakenshit and her paramour Dicky Lice.
I wonder what other Tory has-been clowns are being lined up to be Reformed?
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I wonder what other Tory has-been clowns are being lined up to be Reformed?
I strongly suggest that before you launch the full invasion you despatch specialists to arrest and the remove the Wimborne St Giles village crier to prevent any info leaking from your Gussage team.
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I strongly suggest that before you launch the full invasion you despatch specialists to arrest and the remove the Wimborne St Giles village crier to prevent any info leaking from your Gussage team.
Here's a lovely picture of Rees Mogg when he ran in 4.10 at Musselburgh. (He fell at the 4th fence)
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Here's a lovely picture of Rees Mogg when he ran in 4.10 at Musselburgh. (He fell at the 4th fence)
I think Thomas Skinner deserves to be created a Dame. A pantomime Dame.
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I think Thomas Skinner deserves to be created a Dame. A pantomime Dame.
I never realised that Skegness was so near to the City in London. Must be great, if you work in a bank in the City, to be able pop down to the seaside for a bag of cockles and a quick paddle in the sea at lunchtime! Oh look, here's a picture of 30p Lee romping around on the beach.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I never realised that Skegness was so near to the City in London. Must be great, if you work in a bank in the City, to be able pop down to the seaside for a bag of cockles and a quick paddle in the sea at lunchtime! Oh look, here's a picture of 30p Lee romping around on the beach.
I was lucky enough to see the harvest being transferred to the perruquier company responsible for weaving Fabricant's new rug.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I was lucky enough to see the harvest being transferred to the perruquier company responsible for weaving Fabricant's new rug.
Who knew nads was a fluent in gobbledegook! I wonder if she also speaks Esperanto. Maybe she'd like send illegal immigrants to the island the language comes from
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Who knew nads was a fluent in gobbledegook! I wonder if she also speaks Esperanto. Maybe she'd like send illegal immigrants to the island the language comes from
I'd like to suggest you add this guy to your list. I can't remember his name, but he used to be the presenter on 'Game for laugh' at the Westminster comedy theatre.
October 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'd like to suggest you add this guy to your list. I can't remember his name, but he used to be the presenter on 'Game for laugh' at the Westminster comedy theatre.
Meanwhile, in cloud cuckoo land, aka the Tory Conference, the stylish delegates who arrived on a bus have been longing for their journey home to begin. Especially after they've endured the most boring Conference, ever.
October 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Meanwhile, in cloud cuckoo land, aka the Tory Conference, the stylish delegates who arrived on a bus have been longing for their journey home to begin. Especially after they've endured the most boring Conference, ever.
I’m very surprised that the golfers didn’t included in their celebratory sing song these lines from the famous, appropriate, song ‘Off he went with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump’
Trump trump trump’
September 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m very surprised that the golfers didn’t included in their celebratory sing song these lines from the famous, appropriate, song ‘Off he went with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump’
Trump trump trump’
Researchers have identified the source of the Farage story about swan poaching!
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Researchers have identified the source of the Farage story about swan poaching!
And drinking excessive amounts of extra sweet Coke can pickle what's left of your brain cells.
September 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
And drinking excessive amounts of extra sweet Coke can pickle what's left of your brain cells.
The Yorks' remaining friends have gathered together to offer them their unshakeable friendship and love. They have also promised never to cast them out as their patrons. Bless.
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The Yorks' remaining friends have gathered together to offer them their unshakeable friendship and love. They have also promised never to cast them out as their patrons. Bless.
It's said that the best parties happen in the kitchen. On this occasion, it would appear that there are too many cooks involved
September 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
It's said that the best parties happen in the kitchen. On this occasion, it would appear that there are too many cooks involved
One of my American friends told me that the pressy really does enjoy a very large bowl of pasta. He has done, ever since he saw it being made in a scene from his favourite film.
September 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
One of my American friends told me that the pressy really does enjoy a very large bowl of pasta. He has done, ever since he saw it being made in a scene from his favourite film.
Heavens above, with a voice like that, she could induce projectile vomit.
September 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Heavens above, with a voice like that, she could induce projectile vomit.
On a very clear day, I can see Tice residence in Dubai from up here.
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
On a very clear day, I can see Tice residence in Dubai from up here.
It won't be long now until the formation of the Farage Youth.
September 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It won't be long now until the formation of the Farage Youth.