vezperteen
@gretelcain.bsky.social
they/them
not really a teen btw
not really a teen btw
i cast spells for a living... what do you wante say?
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
i cast spells for a living... what do you wante say?
tinashe invented music and liying on the floor
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
tinashe invented music and liying on the floor
im not a gaping asshole. It's just... That's not how we talk to people.
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
im not a gaping asshole. It's just... That's not how we talk to people.
mia, menina. aonde você foi amarrar seu bode?
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
mia, menina. aonde você foi amarrar seu bode?
me too, Lily. Me too.
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
me too, Lily. Me too.
was so horny... and then i decided to message a guy... horn is gone
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 PM
was so horny... and then i decided to message a guy... horn is gone
with the rise of better health-care options, the Castro-clone reveals itself to be the ideal body type for men once more.
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 AM
with the rise of better health-care options, the Castro-clone reveals itself to be the ideal body type for men once more.
homoerotic straight men be flirting like "awesome voice, dude"...
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
homoerotic straight men be flirting like "awesome voice, dude"...
my husband... you know? im the worm
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
my husband... you know? im the worm
from symposiums to the car, the homosexual lives in constant state of ephemerality by way of escapism from straight life.
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
from symposiums to the car, the homosexual lives in constant state of ephemerality by way of escapism from straight life.
i kind of hate that pluribus ending. i know there's already a second season, but what happened to the point of having seasons anyway? finish the goddamn story please and thank u
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i kind of hate that pluribus ending. i know there's already a second season, but what happened to the point of having seasons anyway? finish the goddamn story please and thank u
learning how to code again
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
learning how to code again
and I heard the voice of jesus say...
"FloMilli shit, bitch!"
"FloMilli shit, bitch!"
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
and I heard the voice of jesus say...
"FloMilli shit, bitch!"
"FloMilli shit, bitch!"
Lorde looking like Bella Baxter, I call her Ella Baxter
June 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Lorde looking like Bella Baxter, I call her Ella Baxter
is vanilla streaming today? 😭
June 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
is vanilla streaming today? 😭
just had to explain to real life 10 year olds why Lady Gaga's her name 🙃🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 happy pride y'all
June 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
just had to explain to real life 10 year olds why Lady Gaga's her name 🙃🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 happy pride y'all
some random couple stole my sister's card and she chased them back to their home 😭 I'd be scared if I didn't love her so much
June 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
some random couple stole my sister's card and she chased them back to their home 😭 I'd be scared if I didn't love her so much
monument valley is sad af actually
June 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
monument valley is sad af actually
honestly, after watching the last vanillamace stream vod, I get Doja Cat throwing that man's shirt on the trash
June 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
honestly, after watching the last vanillamace stream vod, I get Doja Cat throwing that man's shirt on the trash
friendly reminder: nobody's illegal in stolen land
June 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
friendly reminder: nobody's illegal in stolen land
i need you NYers to vote for Zohran gorl
June 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i need you NYers to vote for Zohran gorl
oop- fuck around and find out 🤠
June 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
oop- fuck around and find out 🤠
every time I read one of BBC's articles, they always seem to miss an important factor, they're like: "Oh, Israel bombed nuclear targets in Iran"...
since when are apartments in the middle of the city nuclear targets? lmaooo
since when are apartments in the middle of the city nuclear targets? lmaooo
June 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
every time I read one of BBC's articles, they always seem to miss an important factor, they're like: "Oh, Israel bombed nuclear targets in Iran"...
since when are apartments in the middle of the city nuclear targets? lmaooo
since when are apartments in the middle of the city nuclear targets? lmaooo