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Gretchen Whitmer
@gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social
I am Big Gretch! Hear me Roar!!
#PureMichigan
**This is a Parody Account**
*AGAIN not actually Gretchen, just having a laugh
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this is a parody account!! i repeat i am not gretchen whitmer!!
now that thats cleared up, lets fuck with people!
I’m sorry I’ve been EXTREMELY busy holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity…
#PureMichigan
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Just took a pee and didn’t wonder OR CARE if anyone in the bathroom had the same assigned sex as me… Crazy…
#PureMichigan
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
the pen died I guess it’s bedtime..
Goodnight my little babies I love you all<3
#PureMichigan
November 25, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Alright everybody say it with me now!
“Get a life Nancy Mace!!”
#PureMichigan
November 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Remember ladies, you deserve a man who wants to Gretchen your Whitmer. Never settle for less. #WednesdayWisdom
#PureMichigan
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Matt Gaetz is a creep?? I’m not surprised
He looks like the type of Disney villain to be into little girls
#PureMichigan
November 19, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Now what the fuck Joe and Mika??
#PureMichigan
November 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Goodnight little phone critters!! Love you💙
#PureMichigan
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Michigan is a swing state, which means nothing except that I can, and will, swing on you if necessary!
#PureMichigan
November 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Politics aside, why does Elon Musk look so punchable??🥊🥊 #PureMichigan
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
this is a parody account!! i repeat i am not gretchen whitmer!!
now that thats cleared up, lets fuck with people!
November 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Happy Sunday Michiganders! Go smoke a blunt outside and enjoy the beauty of the seasons changing🥰 #PureMichigan
November 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
whats up my michiganders!! so glad elons not on this app that guy SUCKS lol! #michigan
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM