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Probably thinking about this too much again
A photograph of my TV (& not relevant DVD player beneath it). The TV shows a still from the show Hacks in which Ava is speaking to Deborah. The closed caption reads "I'm not suicidal, I just want to die"
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
Ahhhhh ok I'm not why I am doing this (still completely sober) but the situation has escalated a bit; will prob delete in the morning esp as gettin no likes is kinda embarrassing tbh

Anyhoo CW is more legit now but not like toooo untoward still no cis men click
Ok basically same set up as last photo (POV of my torso in the tub) except um no bathing suit this time. My right arm is covering the pertinent areas of my breasts but still plenty available for viewing. Legs are crossed this time to cover the forbidden zone but some surprisingly well curated bush showing. Hips still pretty nice & curvy imo, honestly the whole set up probably objectively not so bad; my body is much more successful than my personality & I might as well appreciate it given all the heck I've gone through to get it tbh wow ok that escalated
September 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
Ok heck it might as well test it out in a body of water too (also too first time I've been submersed in water since the event that enabled me to purchase a bathing suit without extra built in modesty provisions

(same caveat CW is for cis men not to click)
POV of my torso in a green one piece in a bathtub. A deep v neck plunge shows much of my chest but no cleavage (I was liftin up to hole the phone up, sorry!). Still the contour of my breasts is apparent in the suit & rather comely imo. From there narrow enough waist gives way to decently wide hips & then upper legs; betwixt which is a typical woman's abdomen with a nice and flat endpoint. I think it all looks pretty conventionally attractive all things considered
September 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
Ok the new meds have removed inhibitions & concurrently my new bathing suit arrived and I tested it (a bit too small) & also took my shot so I am compelled to present evidence? I don't know what's happening to me?

CW not really necessary but I forbid cis men from clicking through due to cheek
Mostly side & somewhat rear (ehehe) view of butt area with green one piece. Lots of exposed legs & thigh & side butt & a bit of cheek. Side butt has a pretty floral band aid covering the shot zone. This is the most attractive I have ever felt in this area; I am trying but also nervous. Butt will be better once I regularly play hockey again & regain hockey butt
September 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Me after @precatlady.bsky.social and @goblininajacket.bsky.social bullied me into using the fancy shampoo and conditioner that come in separate bottles
My second poste of a screenshot from a league of their own: Greta, a very tall and clocky woman laying down and smiling whilst being pampered by cosmetics ladies. The caption reads "Hair with volume and lovely color." [Greta chuckles]
August 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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I'm about to become so annoying
A photograph of my TV with a League of Their Own on. There are a bunch of 1940s styled women milling about in a hotel lobby with a blurry Abbi Jacobson in the foreground. A caption reads "Oh, God! Greta!"
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
Oh shit
Ok this time it's a screenshot of my notifs showing my top notif, which is in regards to the original poste in this thread about Trending Topics - World liking my ok bye comment. Anyway THAT poste has now been liked by Trending Topics - Brazil and what I believe is Trending Topics - Korea based on the script. I am cooked.
April 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Ok this is it, right? This is a Delete Your Account - level event, right? Like there is no coming back from this
A screenshot of my top notification: The comment this quote-skeet is from which reads "ok bye--with several trailing E's--(hopefullt [please gosh])" with a single like, from the account Trending Topics - World, implying the whole world is talking about how I gotta go away
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
I lived bitches
Me lying in a hospital bed looking groggy af whilsy waving with IV bag et al behind me
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
The meme from Arrested Development where Lucille Bluth asks "it's one banana Michael, what found it cost? Ten dollars?" except I have altered the text to say "it's one bank account Mark, what could it cost? Ten dollars?"
March 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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this is for the State of Oregon, about as safe a government entity there is to answer yes to this to, but the risk of the feds getting this info
A screenshot from a question field with an asterisk indicating an answer is required, with the ability to choose only one answer: Are you transgender? Yes No Questioning/Exploring Prefer not to say I don't know what this question is asking
March 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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ok but what did she actually say after "Bluesky"??? Did she say "skeets"??? Did she spell out "P-O-S-T-E-S"?????
Screenshot from the middle of the interview: TV: Processed? VW: Processed! I don't know, I'm just writing my little Threads and my little Bluesky [posts], and sometimes I make little videos... The screenshot cuts off there. I have highlighted the word "posts" because it is in brackets, indicating it has been edited.
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Here is my current primary lid pedestal setup
The top of a narrow bookcase with 2 pucks sitting on candle lids on the edges (one with like orange & brown striped tape with writing, the other painted glittery gold with a sticker on top). Between them is an old curling trophy shaped like an academy award & behind that is a painting of my dearest Екатерина Гретаевна with an old laurel wreath sitting in top of it. A tiny bit of the fuselage of a white lego plane peeks out behind it
January 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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OK I did a test run (well walk) and wore my new fleeces to pick up Papa Murphz & my legs were so warm & toasty the whole time and also there was this singular graffita on the side of the building; surely 3 Good Omens in 1 trip
A dark beige (??) wall with graffiti that says T4T surrounded by a heart all in black. Below & to the right is white text that I think says Paul S but whatevz this isn't about him
December 17, 2024 at 1:35 AM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
Ok fine here I am
Me standing in front of a Christmas tree & smiling at the camera at a bit of an angle. I have singe makeup on and my hair is down in the front (bangs inclusive) & up in the back. I've got a big puffy jacket on that covers most of my outfit though a red glas pendant is visible. I look really pretty shut up
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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yes I participated
The meme where 3 of the mean girls from Mean Girls are sitting in a car & Regina George says "get in loser, we're going shopping" to the off-screen protagonist. Here I have altered the caption to say "get in loser, we're posting before times photos with Debbie McCormick in the trans curling discord"
November 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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I mean the person presented in this scenario still sucks though
Screenshot from the article: Instead of complaining about how scary it can be to disagree with an activist, why not just disagree with them? “Republicans are obsessed with other people’s genitals and I reject their broad campaign of anti-trans hatred, but on the rare occasions when trans people say equal rights entitle them to play competitive sports on whichever team they want, I disagree. Not because trans people shouldn’t have equal rights, but because they are not taking other people’s rights into account.”
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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I had to change a headlight and I somehow managed to do so first try with minimal injury & trauma. Naturally, as a thank you I did top her off with a bit of estrogen
Super close up of part of a dirty old car engine -- mostly hoses and wires and reservoirs. In the middle though there is a bright yellow lever that says Trans Fluid
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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LFG!!!!!!!!!!
This is just a screenshot of the original poste in this thread (whining about how I need a hockey girlfriend). What is notable is that it showed up in my timeline via the Women's Hockey feed
November 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
gretatyevka.bsky.social
Meme of Hans Moleman, a withered old man from the Simpsons, sitting in a chair at a theater with the caption "I was saying I also want the heat death of the boo-universe" where in the original context everyone was booing Mr. Burns who Mr. Smithers tried to assuage by claiming everyone was actually cheering "Boo-urns" and a lonely Hans Moleman confirmed he was doing just that look I tried ok
November 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Ok let's see if it has another neat message for me toda...RUDE
The next day's Co-Star message. It says good morning Greta W. Instead of listing the day it gives the weather (It's 46 degrees with patchy fog. The big message today is: no more self-delusion. It then has my PFP again.
October 29, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Me: no one will ever understand me, let alone describe being inside my brain in one concise & perfect sentence

My daily horoscope app:
A screenshot of the Co-Star horoscope app (shut up ok???) Good evening Greta W. It's Monday, October 28. You are the dream, the nightmare, and the dream within the nightmare that becomes a dream. Below that is my PFP which is the game over screen from Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk where a super close up face of mostly intense eyes in harsh colors stares at you and it says it looks like Hreta doesn't help me at all... That whole last part isn't really relevant per se just the cool sentence
October 29, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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UPDATE: second phase of application apparently took note of my whimsy and has responded with sassback
screenshot of a big rectangular teal (I think???) button that just says "OKAY" there is also an X to the top left so you have the choice between confirming things are ok or clicking the X to bypass any confirmation
October 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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tfw u are filling out yet another form but there is just enough whimsy remaining in your heart to have a li'l fun with it
A screenshot of a few boxes from an online form without context for what it is per se. The first box is Name of Policy Holder/Subscriber for which I have provided Greta. The rest of the box is blacked out, presumably because it contains my last name, but you don't actually know that for sure cause it's blacked out! Beneath that is Name of Employer which is fully blacked out cause like come on. Beneath that is Please list date of birth for policy holder/subscriber which is also fully blacked out which may be a bit of overkill but whatever. Anyhoo this is where things start getting good: beneath that is a box for Relationship to you, which I have filled out as "It's me!" That's pretty fun, right? Next to that is a box for Gender in which I have written "Female" (I mean what else am I going to put???). I don't know that the last box is necessary within the context of the form per se (which you do not have), but it's marked as required so...anyway if I received a form from someone where the Relationship to you box is filled out as "It's Me!" I'd think that was pretty fun
October 22, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Henlo
View from sitting at a small round table. There is a bit of a square plate, 2 coasters, 1 with a coffee mug, 2 candles, 1 of which is closed with a pumpkin on it. In the background is a dresser with an air purifier & little stereo on it. Next is a TV with a soccer match above a Switch. Next to that is my Velveeta locker. Above that is a painting of my beloved cat Katja. Next to that is my first goal puck although I don't know if that's visible per se. More in the foreground are a coffee table & small (very uncomfortable) couch, which has a blanket & a couple side pillows messily unwarranted. The light blue wall at the end is indeed bare (for now). It's not a bad setup at all but I don't like living alone.
October 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM