Grendel
@grendel.bsky.social
stereotypical non-conformist. hobbies include sleep deprivation and oversharing. (she|her)
The way my moms group is talking about measles…
April 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The way my moms group is talking about measles…
I testified in court. It was supremely unpleasant but I did it.
February 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I testified in court. It was supremely unpleasant but I did it.
The big thing I did was leaving domestic abuse.
January 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The big thing I did was leaving domestic abuse.
This week I did a big thing. Like one of the biggest things I’ll ever do in my life.
January 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This week I did a big thing. Like one of the biggest things I’ll ever do in my life.
Scrolling through the App Store with “I Want a New Drug” in my head
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Scrolling through the App Store with “I Want a New Drug” in my head
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the muppets on the cover of vogue: thread
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
the muppets on the cover of vogue: thread
Fashion is just a cycle of disappearing and reappearing eyebrows.
January 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fashion is just a cycle of disappearing and reappearing eyebrows.
I can’t understand the people who say they’re into cooking then 90% of what they prepare is straight from recipes.
January 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I can’t understand the people who say they’re into cooking then 90% of what they prepare is straight from recipes.
IDK if anyone sees me here, but I’m looking for ideas for places to take my kids- a 4yo and 2yo twins.
I want to get them out in public more but I don’t have enough hands to control the chaos most of the time.
I want to get them out in public more but I don’t have enough hands to control the chaos most of the time.
January 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
IDK if anyone sees me here, but I’m looking for ideas for places to take my kids- a 4yo and 2yo twins.
I want to get them out in public more but I don’t have enough hands to control the chaos most of the time.
I want to get them out in public more but I don’t have enough hands to control the chaos most of the time.
Being in places like this is basically my life now.
December 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Being in places like this is basically my life now.
I’m training hard this week. Feels good.
December 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I’m training hard this week. Feels good.
feeling unlovable and burdensome again, time for a reclusive stint
December 21, 2024 at 4:39 PM
feeling unlovable and burdensome again, time for a reclusive stint
the theme of the week is “embarrassment”
December 20, 2024 at 10:40 PM
the theme of the week is “embarrassment”
Smashed my own phone and got a new one. Lost all data since 2018. It’s been tragic but has given me perspective. It sucks that we can’t just go back to before we were all addicted to our phones and have the Cryptkeeper appear saying, “be careful what you wish for…”
December 18, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Smashed my own phone and got a new one. Lost all data since 2018. It’s been tragic but has given me perspective. It sucks that we can’t just go back to before we were all addicted to our phones and have the Cryptkeeper appear saying, “be careful what you wish for…”
IT’S HAPPENING. REGISTRATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED.
New running goal: Scottish highlands
November 27, 2024 at 6:39 AM
IT’S HAPPENING. REGISTRATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED.
Contacted a coach about an April race. I find myself refreshing my email awaiting a response.
New running goal: Scottish highlands
November 22, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Contacted a coach about an April race. I find myself refreshing my email awaiting a response.
New running goal: Scottish highlands
November 22, 2024 at 1:14 PM
New running goal: Scottish highlands
If I could get excited about the purchase of a floor cleaning machine the decision would be easier. Vacuum? Steam? Shampoo? Boring.
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 PM
If I could get excited about the purchase of a floor cleaning machine the decision would be easier. Vacuum? Steam? Shampoo? Boring.
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Sometimes it occurs to you to message your sister in case your mother did not destroy your bat specimen from 25 years ago. Husband: “She is the kind of mom who would save all your stuff in case you needed it late.”
August 5, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Sometimes it occurs to you to message your sister in case your mother did not destroy your bat specimen from 25 years ago. Husband: “She is the kind of mom who would save all your stuff in case you needed it late.”
Eating grapes off the vine >>>>>
August 4, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Eating grapes off the vine >>>>>
The cool thing about twins is when one finally sleeps through a night the other will be up with you all night
August 3, 2023 at 8:09 AM
The cool thing about twins is when one finally sleeps through a night the other will be up with you all night
If I had to guess where I could find leprosy in the US, I would have guessed Florida.
August 1, 2023 at 7:28 PM
If I had to guess where I could find leprosy in the US, I would have guessed Florida.