The Bill Murray comedy The Man Who Knew Too Little was called The Man Who Knew Nothing.

Did you see Roddy wield that sword? No way could Musk look as good as that. They are similarly deluded though.

He pathetically bought a sink to the Twitter office as a joke. I think he's heard of humour but has never understood the mechanics (pretty much like everything he's "invented").

I'll now associate Musk with Belgium.

Ah! I just assumed he was being weird, as ever. Thanks for explaining!

Not to give names away, but I hope he liked your disappearing act!

"Does this line normally work for you?"
"Not a lot..."

I don't host that sort of party, thankfully. 'Honey badger'?! Has he got tuberculosis and bites people?

Nothing to do with pissing through the gordon each ovening, then thankfully!

They say 'woke' but everyone else calls it 'not being a complete dick'. If the richest man ever pays people to create an insult machine for him to belittle anyone (by definition punching down by Musk), he's a total prick. It's pushing huge personality failings onto others and blaming them.

He can buy sycophants but, not-so-deep-down he knows people only speak to him because he's rich and that offsets his arrogance and feeble sense of humour.

Musk is too inarticulate and too slow to come up with anything witty so he's got an app to do it for him. I can't think of anything more sad than asking your phone to knock out a yo mamma joke aimed at a random stranger at a party because you're incapable. Who invites this dweeb to parties anyway?

They'd need to replace bits like for like, but since we're unlikely to better the concept of an escalator, hopefully they'll find a way to have more than five out of eight working at a time.

It seems to be treated like an interchange rather than a destination. I've never seen anything like it in decades of using the underground all over London.