Grendel
@gremlinfruit.bsky.social
I might have kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest, but hey, you kiss like a rocket.
Just TRY and get me to smile for a picture.
June 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just TRY and get me to smile for a picture.
Just some light reading on Tuesday afternoon.
April 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just some light reading on Tuesday afternoon.
They came before Columbus was suggested to me by the fine folks at Class Bookstore. It was illuminating. Yours to borrow should you like.
March 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
They came before Columbus was suggested to me by the fine folks at Class Bookstore. It was illuminating. Yours to borrow should you like.
Waking up knowing I've got a day of kinda sorta working from home 🤣
February 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Waking up knowing I've got a day of kinda sorta working from home 🤣
I'm beyond angry right now. What the fuck am I supposed to tell my trans students? "Im sorry we have to redo half your application because the government decided that the non-discrimination document we both signed was a lie?"
February 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm beyond angry right now. What the fuck am I supposed to tell my trans students? "Im sorry we have to redo half your application because the government decided that the non-discrimination document we both signed was a lie?"
Just changed a tire in a full set, anyone need their roof redone or a road tarred?
February 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just changed a tire in a full set, anyone need their roof redone or a road tarred?
Being a menace at Wal-Mart
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Being a menace at Wal-Mart
Me trying to figure out how to be a problem for someone who wants me to be a problem.
February 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me trying to figure out how to be a problem for someone who wants me to be a problem.
It turns out that the market was not, in fact, dedicated to me, but it was still a good time.
February 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It turns out that the market was not, in fact, dedicated to me, but it was still a good time.
You've got it, warehouse bathroom graffito 🫡
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You've got it, warehouse bathroom graffito 🫡
You know that movie, Memento? That's going to be me, but instead of using tattoos to track a murderer I'm going to use them to cope with ADD.
This was done by Star.Santos of Kaiju Tattoo in htx
This was done by Star.Santos of Kaiju Tattoo in htx
January 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You know that movie, Memento? That's going to be me, but instead of using tattoos to track a murderer I'm going to use them to cope with ADD.
This was done by Star.Santos of Kaiju Tattoo in htx
This was done by Star.Santos of Kaiju Tattoo in htx