- Terrible dancers
- Bad at sex
- Gross to look at
- Smell like feces
- Hate anyone who doesn't look just like them
- Can't hear even the mildest criticism without flying into a rage
- Dumber than most rocks
- Friendly with pedophiles
- Illiterate
- Vain despite being deeply unattractive
- etc

"Well then we should arrest Bill Clinton!"

Uh, ok. You think I give a shit about him? Arrest all the rapists, pedophile or otherwise, please. Famous people, nobodies, I don't care.

"Not Trump, though. Or the QB of my alma mater. Or the youth pastor at my church. Or..."

Exactly.

I'm not jonesing for a civil war, but it's going to be real hard to achieve any kind of national unity when a good chunk of the population only cares about child rape if it can be used as a cudgel against their political enemies.

"Do they at least look like my daughter?"
- Donald Trump

Still no chin, though.