Greg Phelps
@gregphelps.bsky.social
Billiards - yes
Bikes - yessier
Beers - yessiest
Bikes - yessier
Beers - yessiest
He’s looking at it very strongly, so there’s that
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
He’s looking at it very strongly, so there’s that
Sounds like someone is gunning for Hegseth’s job
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sounds like someone is gunning for Hegseth’s job
I’m confused, they don’t look Somali
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I’m confused, they don’t look Somali
Improved questions:
If Machado gives you her Nobel Peace Prize, does that portray you more as pathetic or needy?
If Kid Rock gives you his Grammy, does he automatically become ambassador to Venezuela?
Just kidding, Kid Rock never won a Grammy. But Obama did
If Machado gives you her Nobel Peace Prize, does that portray you more as pathetic or needy?
If Kid Rock gives you his Grammy, does he automatically become ambassador to Venezuela?
Just kidding, Kid Rock never won a Grammy. But Obama did
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Improved questions:
If Machado gives you her Nobel Peace Prize, does that portray you more as pathetic or needy?
If Kid Rock gives you his Grammy, does he automatically become ambassador to Venezuela?
Just kidding, Kid Rock never won a Grammy. But Obama did
If Machado gives you her Nobel Peace Prize, does that portray you more as pathetic or needy?
If Kid Rock gives you his Grammy, does he automatically become ambassador to Venezuela?
Just kidding, Kid Rock never won a Grammy. But Obama did
Where all my small government GOPers at? Care to comment on this?
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Where all my small government GOPers at? Care to comment on this?
When do we get to call this Biden Delusion Syndrome? A word cloud of administration interviews and Fox/NewsMax segments would have “Biden” as the #1 word by far. If I had to take a drink whenever he’s mentioned/blamed, I wouldn’t be able to stand up anymore
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
When do we get to call this Biden Delusion Syndrome? A word cloud of administration interviews and Fox/NewsMax segments would have “Biden” as the #1 word by far. If I had to take a drink whenever he’s mentioned/blamed, I wouldn’t be able to stand up anymore
This isn’t the kind of insightful socio-political commentary I’d expect from, uh, Big Titty Warlord
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This isn’t the kind of insightful socio-political commentary I’d expect from, uh, Big Titty Warlord
But it’s OK when we bail out Argentina to affect their election. Do you see the difference? Follows the well established ‘head I win tails you lose’ doctrine
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
But it’s OK when we bail out Argentina to affect their election. Do you see the difference? Follows the well established ‘head I win tails you lose’ doctrine
This never would have happened if Trump was president
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This never would have happened if Trump was president
So, in this story, everyone involved got treated, the pregnant woman and the immigrant. Why does it matter whose treatment cost more or less?
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So, in this story, everyone involved got treated, the pregnant woman and the immigrant. Why does it matter whose treatment cost more or less?
I prefer run-preventing Framber
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I prefer run-preventing Framber
I’m a little worried that if he’s focused so much on Clemens and his HOF chances, will it affect his ability to monitor the cracks in the Rose Garden concrete?
August 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m a little worried that if he’s focused so much on Clemens and his HOF chances, will it affect his ability to monitor the cracks in the Rose Garden concrete?
The latest episode in the long running series of “Imagine if Biden did ….”
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The latest episode in the long running series of “Imagine if Biden did ….”
If there’s a Smithsonian for word salad, this can be Exhibit A
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If there’s a Smithsonian for word salad, this can be Exhibit A
Can he pitch leverage innings?
August 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can he pitch leverage innings?
Guess someone forgot to rake the oceans
July 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Guess someone forgot to rake the oceans
Can’t even spell his own course correctly. Moron
July 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can’t even spell his own course correctly. Moron
The rep speaks glowingly about the checks and balances provided by the courts. If only there was another branch of government capable of, you know, checking and balancing
July 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The rep speaks glowingly about the checks and balances provided by the courts. If only there was another branch of government capable of, you know, checking and balancing
Mayor of Auschwitz says what?
July 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mayor of Auschwitz says what?
A democrat using this kind of phrasing would be, uh, deplorable
July 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A democrat using this kind of phrasing would be, uh, deplorable
Is he offended that the reporter is “wasting time” on Epstein questions or is he just peeved at the lack of questions on more pressing issues like whether to gold leaf the moldings?
July 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is he offended that the reporter is “wasting time” on Epstein questions or is he just peeved at the lack of questions on more pressing issues like whether to gold leaf the moldings?
I think it’s compounded by the relative weirdness/rareness of the injury. Hamstring injury? I can relate. HBP on the hands? That’s a hand injury I can get behind. But the general vagueness of some “hand inflammation” that wasn’t the result of any obvious episode just adds to the frustration
July 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think it’s compounded by the relative weirdness/rareness of the injury. Hamstring injury? I can relate. HBP on the hands? That’s a hand injury I can get behind. But the general vagueness of some “hand inflammation” that wasn’t the result of any obvious episode just adds to the frustration
It’s at the “we’re frustrated too and tired of hearing that our medical staff is incompetent” level of detail
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s at the “we’re frustrated too and tired of hearing that our medical staff is incompetent” level of detail
It’s not hard to understand. They had moral objections to the bill that reflected their deeply seated sense of fiscal responsibility. And now they’ve traded those for some magic beans, er, I mean a signed picture with the president.
Tale as old as time
Tale as old as time
July 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s not hard to understand. They had moral objections to the bill that reflected their deeply seated sense of fiscal responsibility. And now they’ve traded those for some magic beans, er, I mean a signed picture with the president.
Tale as old as time
Tale as old as time