Gregory Roche
gregoryroche.bsky.social
Gregory Roche
@gregoryroche.bsky.social
Former Radio Personality. Current Podcaster, soccer dad, and raconteur. I'll mostly be posting about D.C. United.
I'd comment on Coach Weiler's vision for total football.

But I have no idea what Coach Weiler's vision is since he hasn't had an introductory presser yet.

I guess it's good that he evaluated Clark and wanted to bring him in?

I guess? 🤷🏾‍♂️
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I know it's official but can the club just say, "we've hired a new coach and he starts ____"

Or we can just allude to it until he's literally standing on the sidelines.
August 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
DCU officially announce the changes hinted at this spring.

This structure is very in line with most MLS teams so the club isn't being cheap here.

As always, this will die or thrive based on Levien's commitment to funding a long term plan.
July 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Benteke, Leal, and Peglow all available off the bench.

Firepower!
June 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
First half analysis:

Neither of these teams are very threatening going forward.
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why do we harp on DCU's lack of an MLSNP team?

Aboukoura is from the Academy and now DC will either:

-Have to pay Loudoun to sign him
-See another MLS club sign him (and DC get nothing for him)
-Watch Loudoun sell him on to Europe (DC gets no transfer fee)

No bueno.
April 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tonight's "standard bearer" for the DCUvCIN match is...the guy who got married (and divorced) from the DC edition of Love Island Blind.

Tradition.
April 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Took a few liberties with positions but this is generally accurate.

Who ya got in this match?

IMO, it'd come down to whether Lucho would influence the game more than Benteke.

2-1 FC Castoffs.
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
DC's Soul Kit merch triggers all the right receptors.
March 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The new homegrown signing makes the bench for the opener.

Gotta be a thrill for the kid.
February 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This kit is sharp. If the shorts are anything other than white, I'll give it an A.

And yeah, I do like that they messed with the crest.

📸: Footy Headlines
February 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'd expect 2006 LB Graham Jones to be with DCU for preseason since he was there last year and doesn't head to UVA til the fall. He spent this fall playing with the U18s.

Today's rule change clears the way for him to possibly get MLS minutes without being signed to a 1st team deal.
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
After being listed on the official team sheet as a sub, Matai isn't in the TV graphic for Bournmouth.

Hmm.
January 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
January 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 AM
November 21, 2024 at 3:50 AM
No matter the age, it's always a little extra important when DC plays Red Bulls.

Good luck to the kids this weekend up in North Jersey.
November 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM