No Bart, don't kill Maggie, sweet innocent cute homicidal Maggie!

All hail Smiley's Ice Cream and their fresh banana ice cream!

Trump thinks Kaiser Permanente is a great company and an even better title for himself.

I thought Krusty killed the wealthy dowager with a pie. Is she a zombie?

Charlie Brown's Revenge

You mean they get to live out every TV viewer's dream?

It's too bad Loyola Marymount doesn't have a football team or we could have LMU-EMU.

The Liberty Bowl should be sponsored by Liberty Mutual, and the Alamo Bowl should be sponsored by Alamo Car Rental.

Classic Homer, more upset at Marge for ruining the pie than murdering him. Gotta have some standards I guess.

I just hope the fields in Louisville and Orlando don’t end up in terrible condition with two soccer teams and a football team there. They may need to resod after the UFL season like they did at Audi Field in DC (and the Defenders had to cover the cost as part of the deal.)

DID invoke cloture??????? Did they go nuclear or something and I missed that part?

And if none of that works, we could always take a page from the Magistrates of Viterbo, who removed the roof from the Palace of the Popes after it took the cardinals three years to elect a Pope. But I think the Architect of the Capitol would frown upon us removing the dome, so maybe not.

Keep them there until such time as we receive the declaration "Habemus Pecuniam" - we have a budget. It would almost certainly happen quickly rather than slowly, or they'd just fund it before the shutdown and avoid the damn thing altogether.