Greg
@gregorybrand.com
Michigan engineer. Sorry. I like parenting and building things. Hail orb.
It's the best 5 minutes and my limited MS Paint skills can offer.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's the best 5 minutes and my limited MS Paint skills can offer.
I got to add in folksy lions commentary to my voicemails. Make the calls.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I got to add in folksy lions commentary to my voicemails. Make the calls.
Stew’s first snow. I think he’ll stay an indoor cat.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Stew’s first snow. I think he’ll stay an indoor cat.
I have it on good authority I’m the only full size candy house on the street, and the kids are pumped. It’s a good day.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I have it on good authority I’m the only full size candy house on the street, and the kids are pumped. It’s a good day.
Playoff baseball! And then we got out of that inning, let’s go Tigers!
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Playoff baseball! And then we got out of that inning, let’s go Tigers!
Important local bookstore update:
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Important local bookstore update:
Stew loves you and hopes you feel better.
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stew loves you and hopes you feel better.
I donated the score of the Michigan game to demand the continuation of the pun.
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I donated the score of the Michigan game to demand the continuation of the pun.
I took this picture in 2015 on my jobsite because it made me laugh, and now I think about it every time Amon-Ra St. Brown scores.
September 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I took this picture in 2015 on my jobsite because it made me laugh, and now I think about it every time Amon-Ra St. Brown scores.
Emotional on a Sunday morning because of how much Stew has grown since May.
September 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Emotional on a Sunday morning because of how much Stew has grown since May.
They didn’t listen. The relievers did throw out gum and candy during the rain delay though.
September 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They didn’t listen. The relievers did throw out gum and candy during the rain delay though.
At Comerica to remind the tigers they’re supposed to be winning.
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
At Comerica to remind the tigers they’re supposed to be winning.
Stew can not be bothered with your falcons-vikings. True football is played while normal people are awake, like 1-4 pm/am.
September 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Stew can not be bothered with your falcons-vikings. True football is played while normal people are awake, like 1-4 pm/am.
Spent the day on the garage floor chopping up all of my scrap wood so that I no longer have to cut wood on my garage floor.
September 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Spent the day on the garage floor chopping up all of my scrap wood so that I no longer have to cut wood on my garage floor.
Go blue! Also I did a double take because I’m like 95% sure we were seat mates last night (sorry wasn’t trying to capture the face he was making at that particular moment)
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Go blue! Also I did a double take because I’m like 95% sure we were seat mates last night (sorry wasn’t trying to capture the face he was making at that particular moment)
I know it’s a false fall, but I’ll take a 52 degree football morning any day of the year. Happy college football everybody, go blue.
August 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I know it’s a false fall, but I’ll take a 52 degree football morning any day of the year. Happy college football everybody, go blue.
The mail lady was very good to me today. Please tell Mr. Felder that I quote him regularly at work whenever people get excited. #letsgrow @surber.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The mail lady was very good to me today. Please tell Mr. Felder that I quote him regularly at work whenever people get excited. #letsgrow @surber.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social
I’m working through a bottle of generic advil now and every time I take one I think of this onion headline. I miss popping my body ache candy.
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’m working through a bottle of generic advil now and every time I take one I think of this onion headline. I miss popping my body ache candy.