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Gregory the A'ight
@gregoryaight.bsky.social
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P: GenX, AuDHD+ white guy, but... his Kindergarten Garanimals picture from circa 1980.

B: "Gregory the A'ight" on a 'Zohran Mamdani 4 NYC' styled banner.

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Look, I get it.

I also see this as nothing more than a Chuck Schumer endorsement of Trump running again in 2028.

That is certainly the message of this cleverly constructed piece of maga iconography, apparently by a WH photographer, and cucking of the Dems.
This is an official White House image. It cleverly uses a low-angle and a polished table surface as a bottom-half mirror to catch pristine reflections of the top-half, which includes gaudy wall portraits in the rear, a glass of soda in the fore, and Chuck Schumer talking to Mike Johnson with some other white bloke off to the left. Also, it has a red with white lettering TRUMP 2028 hat as the true, albeit slightly out of focus, centerpiece.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Charlie Brown, representing U.S. Democrats, with Lucy, representing U.S. Republicans, holding the football. It says "We'll vote on the ACA subsidies in December." Here's the rub. Lucy's head has been replaced with Charlie Brown's head. It could also be two Lucy heads. I just think it looks funny with two Charlies. It's basically the Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme but in Lucy/ChalieTfootball format.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Lucy with the football (representing U.S. Republicans), to Charlie Brown (representing. U.S. Democrats): "We're gonna hold a vote on the ACA subsidies in December, promise!" Except, in a 'Spidey pointing at Spidey meme' twist, Lucy is also Charlie Brown, with a Lucy wig on.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Wrote extensive alt text for the "Zohran for New York City" poster/meme.
The "Zohran for New York City" political sign/poster... where the "Zohran" is in extra large font and centered, and is mustard yellow with sharp serif points and beautifully contrasting red shadows, dropping south-easterly/down and leftward. The "for," also mustard yellow, sits small and proud just below the Z and is angled north-westerly/up and rightward, the font scripted and italicized. Then a mustard yellow "New York City," bold and the same height as the "for," sits below O-H-R-A-N and is in a professional or even legal block font, sans-serif, and sans-drop-shadow. This all sits on a vibrant coral blue background. It's visually stunning, and it attracts the eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Wait.
A political sign using the Zohran for New York City template. (Read below for a description of that.) Except this says: Moxon for Court Jester, and I've replaced the first O of MOXON with Moxon's Bluesky avatar, which is an image of Groucho Marx, little circular sunglasses, thick mustache, and cigar... on a red, fiery background. More on the sign: The "Zohran for New York City" sign... where the "Zohran" is extra large and centered, and is mustard yellow with sharp serif and contrasting red shadows, dropping south-easterly. The "for," sits small and proud just below the Z and is angled north-westerly, the font scripted and italicized. Then "New York City," sits below O-H-R-A-N and is in a professional or even legal block font, sans-serif, and sans-drop-shadow. This all sits on a vibrant coral blue background. It's visually stunning, and it attracts the eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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It's the "Zohran for New York City" sign... where the "Zohran" is mustard yellow and has a sharp serif and a contrasting red shadow dropping south-easterly. The "for" is angled north-westerly and is scripted and italicized. Then "New York City" is in a professional or even legal block font, sans-serif and sans-drop-shadow. This all sits on a vibrant coral blue background. Except this says: Moxon for Court Jester. I don't know why I did it. But it was fun. And it allowed me to avoid doing other shit I... ahem... ought to be doing.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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My impression is that this is an actual close-up profile image of Dinsld Trump. I do not have confirmation. It certainly does not appear to be a.i. to my eye. Trump is in profile staring stage right. His facial expression is that of a man about to utter a /b/ or a /p/ sound. Bilabial. Lips together. Kissy lips. His ear is large and uncomfortably shiny. The back of his face and scalp are without melanin. This is the whitest of white men. The front of his face looks as if a horse gently sprayed bronze diarrhea upon his visage. It's incredibly unnatural and uncomfortable to gaze upon.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I do not know this man.

I do not wish to know this man.

I only wish to, first, point out that he has not used alt text, so here is that.

And then, second, Trump's second election victory was not "chiefly about the economy."
The answer is that candidates turned Trump's guns against him. His 2024 Defeat of Kamala Harris was chiefly about the economy. Againstprevailing evidence, Joe Biden. Then Harris kept insisting that Americans had rarely had it so good. They blamed the public's lack of gratitude on poor communication. If only we could express more clearly how voters are better off they would vote for us, Democrats told themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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With PG alt.
Image from the Oval Office. Front and center is a huge shiny two-tone wood desk behind which stands Donald Trump. Red tie too long. Blue suit jacket is too large. Hands at his side like an uncomfortable toddler He's staring with agitation to his left. What is to his left? A bunch of people taking care of a dude who passed tf out during a health and well-being conference by Oz and Kennedy, Jr. Kennedy edit, by the way, ran away, lmao.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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This is image of Donald Trump that should be painted and hung in the presidential gallery.
Image from the Oval Office. Front and center is a huge shiny two-tone wood desk behind which stands Donald fucking dopey ass Trump. Red tie too fucking long. Blue suit jacket is too damn large. Hands at his side like an uncomfortable toddler about to piss his drawls. He's staring with agitation to his left. What is to his left? A bunch of people taking care of a dude who passed tf out during a health and well-being conference by Shitstain Oz and Fuckwad Kennedy, Jr. Kennedy edit, by the way, ran away, lmao.
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Lookee here.
3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (wearing a blue beret) (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (wearing a yellow beret) (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red beret)
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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mmkay
Kamala Harris, a post from X: I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his e to the country he loved. Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters, Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Al Pacino, a handsome dark dark-haired Italian man, as Tony Montana, or Scarface. He is holding a 12-inch sub here, not a machine gun, which is blasting out rounds of onions and mustard, rather than bullets. The caption? Say hello to my little friend.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Shelly Duvall from The Shining. A thin brunette white woman dressed in brown corduroy bib overalls over a green checkered flannel over a thick turtleneck. She is standing, clearly distraught and having cried quite a bit, wielding a 12-inch sub as a weapon. You can just about smell the onions and mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A grey-scale one-panel cartoon of the Grim Reaper playing a claw game (where he presumably grabs his next victims), skull face smiling and excited, wearing a substantive robe/cloak. In the claw? It is Dick Cheney's head. Grimmy is obviously stoked to have this man secured.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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1. Free Link, @bsky.app.

2. Alt text.
We have a beer and a sandwich sitting on a pub ledge or shelf. We are in England. The beer on the right is dark, likely a stout. The sandwich... hoo boy the sandwich. On a little porcelain plate sits a white bun. Or a roll. Whatever you call it. Inside? A thick, cold, raw slice of white onion on a thick, cold, raw slice of cheddar cheese. And that's all, folks. That's the whole bog-standard sarnie.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I will keep *and& get my shit together, I'm certain.

But man, 2025 has me like:
It's a medium-hair tabby cat Mommy staring directly at me, and thus, in this image, at you... with a look on her face and angled head as if saying non verbally but with crystal feline *and* human clarity, "What in the actual fuck, Universe. Like, really?! ...really really??!?!"
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Here we have a phrase with three footnotes. "I did (1) my own (2) research (3)" And here are the footnotes: (1) I watched (2) someone else's (3) shitty YouTube video Thusly, and very often, when a person says, "I did my own research," they mean, "I watched someone else's shitty YouTube* video." *obviously, YouTube is not the only such platform of fakery & fuckery.
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Here is Greg Bovino. I've confirmed both images and neither are fake/a.i. generated.

A fascist coup requires fascist coup attire, structure, architecture, lighting, and coiffure.
Caption: US Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino at CNN's's (yes, it says apostrophe es apostrophe es, lol) bureau in Chicago on Tuesday. (Mustafa Hussain for CNN) Bovino is standing in a hall that frames him in reddish orange light and feels starkly fascist. This feeling is confirmed by a white man standing front and center. Long, structured green military style coat that actually looks more Nazi than anything American I've every seen. Hands are folded in front, and he's staring directly in camera with a droopy, earnest visage. His hair is tight shaved into a fascist fade and his hair on top is much longer and styled to spike forward. Again, all incredibly Nazi looking. US Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, here standing outside of CNN. The image is black and white. He has on the same structured fascist coat, double breasted with shiny buttons. Black shirt collar buttoned to the top and there are two stars on either side. They could be lightening bolts. They remind one of lighting bolts. Also a circular star pattern on a sleeve that looks like either the Betsy Ross flag or the stars around the three pillars of the Three Percenters fascist group. The reason I added this image is that the black and white REALLY incredibly starkly highlights how fascist his haircut is. Tight line... not even really a fade... and dark black hair spiked above. This is a fascist.
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I wish journalists and people being paid well to share information used alt text. Alas.
An X post by Homeland Security (@DHSgov). It says, "You have a duty, American." And it's an a.i. image of Mel Gibson (an Australian, but also antisemite and islamisic douchebag Catholic number one Nazi in this government's eyes) charging forward as a... revolutionary soldier... holding the Betsy Ross (13 stars in a circle) U.S. Flag. It then says: SEND THEM BACK in stark, ominous, threatening font and presentation, and a link to join ICE, which I'm not putting here. It's all straight fucking Nazi, white supremacist, final solutions shit, folks. REAL bad.
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A white man. It's a fucking white man. Who blocked me for seeing his fucking anti-Black racism. A white man.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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genderbent lesbian version of the lorax. Dressing like the Lorax?? does this make you think of The Lorax?? (Now the Illumination Animation Lorax's mustache has been copied from the dude himself, hanging on the wall behind said lesbian, and affixed to said lesbian's Lorax-faux-fur skirt as a merkin adornment.)
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Two logos. Side by side. Both have a stark white background and feature a stark black skull looking forward and towards stage-left (your left, the skull's right). Both feature words above and below the skulls curving or curling to partially encircle the skulls. Both have two symbols on the left and right. The left logo: Has an ape's skull. The words above: BORED APE. The words below: YACHT CLUB. Two symbols to the left: B A. Two symbols to the right: Y C. The right logo: Has a human skull with crossed bones that are bunched to look more like a collar than a classic pirate skull and crossbones X. The words above: Waffen. The words below: totenkopf. Two symbols on the left: Nazi lightning runes that make S S. Two symbols on the right: Nazi lightning runes that make S S.
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Very early in the film This Is Spinal Tap. There's a young dude with gnarly feathered hair and a youthful mustache lol, thick eyebrows, and brown complexion... eyes intense as fuck. The caption? Metal's deep. You get stuff out of it. (Fucking A right, dude. Fucking A right.)
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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...and he's a lawyer.
A professional Black woman in a red blazer and black blouse is labeled: the jokes. She is writing diligently on a piece of paper, which is also labeled: the jokes. The visual gag is: The jokes write themselves.
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM