GregortheMendel
@gregorthemendel.bsky.social
Native Texan. Abogada. (((youknowwhatimean))) Dresses as a rocket on Waterloo bridge. Sentence fragments. Whatnot.
![Picture of text that reads: FIFTY DOLLARS reward
On the night after the 20th instant escaped from Litchfield David Mathews Esq., late Mayor of the City of New York, who was some months since taken from hence, on being charged with high crimes against the American States, but on giving his parole was admitted to certain limits, which he has most basely and perfidiously deserted. He is well made, about 6 feet high, short brown hair, about 39 years old, and has a very plausible way of deceiving people. It is supposed he will endeavor to get to Long Island, where his family now resides. Whoever shall take him up and return him to the subscriber in Litchfield, shall receive the above reward and necessary charges...[10]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yu3ahm2zi635p4hrjsmj7rcg/bafkreibdjxi5jlcfvbbqch5s6w3xeopjn64y3hkrasbzmrxzmovvtykud4@jpeg)
A birthday gift from a coworker.
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A birthday gift from a coworker.
I saw someone posting about the best albums of 1989. How the heck did everyone miss this one?
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I saw someone posting about the best albums of 1989. How the heck did everyone miss this one?
Google's AI search results for a question I asked. And there's more! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is starting to hurt.
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Google's AI search results for a question I asked. And there's more! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is starting to hurt.
Perfect reflection this morning.
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Perfect reflection this morning.
Suburban Houston checking in.
October 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Suburban Houston checking in.
Show us your papers!
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Show us your papers!
🎶One of these things is not like the other🎶
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🎶One of these things is not like the other🎶
Guess what I was searching?
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Guess what I was searching?
If you see this, post a robot.
September 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you see this, post a robot.
Donald Trump used the Neiman Marcus logo as a model for his signature. I couldn't quite put my finger on it but something has always bothered me about his signature. Gottdam it's a stylized Neiman Marcus logo. Ffs.
September 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Donald Trump used the Neiman Marcus logo as a model for his signature. I couldn't quite put my finger on it but something has always bothered me about his signature. Gottdam it's a stylized Neiman Marcus logo. Ffs.
I love auto-captioning.
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I love auto-captioning.
My little buddies.
August 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My little buddies.
Not sure why she disabled quote posts but...oh, hell yes. I have a friend who just doesn't like kids. I think it's strange, and I'm childfree by choice/endo/cancer. Kids are magical beings to me because I'm not a parent. I don't get it, never have.
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not sure why she disabled quote posts but...oh, hell yes. I have a friend who just doesn't like kids. I think it's strange, and I'm childfree by choice/endo/cancer. Kids are magical beings to me because I'm not a parent. I don't get it, never have.
I can’t leave out Teddy and Daphne on International Cat Day.
August 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I can’t leave out Teddy and Daphne on International Cat Day.
A bag of Sasha for International Cat Day.
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A bag of Sasha for International Cat Day.
My avian family came to see me again. They are feasting on peas and carrots. My sandals were sampled but rejected.
July 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My avian family came to see me again. They are feasting on peas and carrots. My sandals were sampled but rejected.
Snacking while splooting.
July 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Snacking while splooting.