Greg Holtz
@gregholtz.bsky.social
Hello out there in TV Land. Que dafuq sais-je?
But now I know what my shop teacher Mr. Early would look like with his fingers glued back on.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
But now I know what my shop teacher Mr. Early would look like with his fingers glued back on.
I'm sorry they did this to you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm sorry they did this to you.
He just ran out to his car to grab his shovel.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
He just ran out to his car to grab his shovel.
I'm tellin' ya'll...
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm tellin' ya'll...
Just get really baked and watch the original The Haunting.
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just get really baked and watch the original The Haunting.
I don't want to spoil anything because everybody should watch this movie, but...fuck yeah.
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don't want to spoil anything because everybody should watch this movie, but...fuck yeah.
And he won't stop building until he's appeased the ghost of every person killed by a Winchester rifle.
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And he won't stop building until he's appeased the ghost of every person killed by a Winchester rifle.
Speechless but delighted. I remember riding past it as a little kid in the early 1980's and how Mom n' Dad always got really pissed at that "NUKE BORIS NOW" garbage.
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Speechless but delighted. I remember riding past it as a little kid in the early 1980's and how Mom n' Dad always got really pissed at that "NUKE BORIS NOW" garbage.
Guys stop bearhugging it so much, you wanna get in the squad car before it gets stiff.
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Guys stop bearhugging it so much, you wanna get in the squad car before it gets stiff.
Looks like somebody didn't take off his stahlhelm while getting his eyebrows down.
October 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Looks like somebody didn't take off his stahlhelm while getting his eyebrows down.
I don't actually have a preteen daughter but keep this man away from her anyways.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don't actually have a preteen daughter but keep this man away from her anyways.
She was lookin' mighty pretty on my ride home just now.
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
She was lookin' mighty pretty on my ride home just now.