Imagine your life flashing before your eyes, and one of the last images you see is JD Vance rolling his eyes while you talk about compassion

Please support my petition to put Trump on Mount Rushmore (and then shove him over the edge).

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

Someone was enjoying the sunny weather this weekend.

I asked my friend when I could expect him to show up and he spent several minutes trying to work out the exact answer. Getting impatient, I asked for a conservative estimate and he said "Eliminating taxes on the rich and corporations should increase earnings for the middle class by 150%."

Saw this guy when dropping my dog off at the groomer.

This was a cartoon of a dog brought to life by a wizard and nothing could be said to convince me otherwise.

Just deactivated my Twitter account and am surprised there isn't any option to provide feedback as to why I was canceling. Does anyone know if it's always been like this, or has it been removed recently because of its thin-skinned owner?

I went back in time to ancient Rome and showed them a picture of Elon Musk. When I asked them to give a rating on how incompetent he looked, they said 'X'.

Something something low hanging fruit.

Rare access to the forbidden tum-tum.

Minor Threats and cold brew, my night has begun!

When I was cursed by the mage in black robes I thought I was going join a legion of undead, but I was in fact cursed by a Neck-roll-mancer.

Any major exodus of mini painters to this platform yet?

Sorry guys I can't go to the rumble against the Sharks tonight, my mom wouldn't sign the permission slip.

Logging off bluesky with a 1000 yard stare.

Girlfriend: what's the matter babe, you've barely fucked your pizza.

Tortle with an apple; ready for adventure.