Gregg Pearlman
@greggpearlman.bsky.social
“I did not say what you heard me say. I did not do what you saw me do. I am not who you know I am.” (I’m quoting me. Also “earnest ragging.” Mine.)
Violence is never the answer.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Violence is never the answer.
Thanks. I aim.
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Thanks. I aim.
I should be the next president because I also can identify a giraffe. By the fins.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I should be the next president because I also can identify a giraffe. By the fins.
Dunno what it’s worth now, but I bought the unredacted version way back then for 30 bucks. It climbed rapidly to $240. Last time I checked, which, admittedly, was maybe 20 years ago: 30 bucks.
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Dunno what it’s worth now, but I bought the unredacted version way back then for 30 bucks. It climbed rapidly to $240. Last time I checked, which, admittedly, was maybe 20 years ago: 30 bucks.
“Podcast City, here I come!”
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“Podcast City, here I come!”
Okay, I legitimately laughed out loud.
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Okay, I legitimately laughed out loud.
“Baby, I’m determined, and I’d rather see you dead.”
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Baby, I’m determined, and I’d rather see you dead.”
I see. A dean told her that in the hopes of the college getting sued. Why not?
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I see. A dean told her that in the hopes of the college getting sued. Why not?
As opposed to what?
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
As opposed to what?
If you were a native, you’d know that we prefer “St-” to “San.”
But I was there for the decisive Game 8, in the front row of the sidelines. Caught a foul puck.
Hook ’em Ards!
But I was there for the decisive Game 8, in the front row of the sidelines. Caught a foul puck.
Hook ’em Ards!
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you were a native, you’d know that we prefer “St-” to “San.”
But I was there for the decisive Game 8, in the front row of the sidelines. Caught a foul puck.
Hook ’em Ards!
But I was there for the decisive Game 8, in the front row of the sidelines. Caught a foul puck.
Hook ’em Ards!
I still shake my head at several years’ worth of “He’s decompensating!” This to be the longest decompensation process in history.
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I still shake my head at several years’ worth of “He’s decompensating!” This to be the longest decompensation process in history.
Well, dementia sure doesn’t bring out the best in NORMAL humans, let alone the world’s worst.
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Well, dementia sure doesn’t bring out the best in NORMAL humans, let alone the world’s worst.
He was the person he is before cognitive decline set in. Now he’s the person he is AND suffers from cognitive decline. Or may he doesn’t suffer — maybe he finds it gratifying and relaxing.
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He was the person he is before cognitive decline set in. Now he’s the person he is AND suffers from cognitive decline. Or may he doesn’t suffer — maybe he finds it gratifying and relaxing.
You ever heard the story of the kid who spelled “usage” “yowzitch”? Thirteen mistakes: none of the five correct letters plus eight wrong ones.
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You ever heard the story of the kid who spelled “usage” “yowzitch”? Thirteen mistakes: none of the five correct letters plus eight wrong ones.
“Sick” is just an excuse for the person he is. “Awful” is closer to the mark, if way too kind.
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Sick” is just an excuse for the person he is. “Awful” is closer to the mark, if way too kind.
Nobody seems to mention his fundamental misunderstanding of TDS.
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Nobody seems to mention his fundamental misunderstanding of TDS.
Well, all the land is white, for a start.
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well, all the land is white, for a start.
And bring you some figgy pudding.
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
And bring you some figgy pudding.
In the last few years of her life, my mom’s Roku device played “The Dick Van Dyke Show,” all day, every day. She couldn’t have made a better choice.
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In the last few years of her life, my mom’s Roku device played “The Dick Van Dyke Show,” all day, every day. She couldn’t have made a better choice.
Had a similar moment the other day, when I couldn’t remember the name of a well-thought-of young player the Giants acquired a few years back, and who then tanked, got canned, and was out of the majors soon afterward.
So I looked him up. “A few years ago” turned out to be 2001. He’s 49 now.
So I looked him up. “A few years ago” turned out to be 2001. He’s 49 now.
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Had a similar moment the other day, when I couldn’t remember the name of a well-thought-of young player the Giants acquired a few years back, and who then tanked, got canned, and was out of the majors soon afterward.
So I looked him up. “A few years ago” turned out to be 2001. He’s 49 now.
So I looked him up. “A few years ago” turned out to be 2001. He’s 49 now.
Please tell me “divisive” was pronounced with a long I in the middle.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Please tell me “divisive” was pronounced with a long I in the middle.
No surprise there. He already won’t let anybody translate what he says into Earthspeak.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No surprise there. He already won’t let anybody translate what he says into Earthspeak.